What percentage of us guys do you think the mpa's are attracted to?

[ko628]

Since, mpa's sees all kinds of guys; young, old, good-looking, unattractive, gentlemen, obnoxious guys, good and bad personal hygiene... What percentage do you think the mpa's actually find attractive and don't mind giving wonderful service? I think maybe 10-20%, the rest of the time they have to be a great actress to receive great overall reviews from the majority of the massageplanet.net members. If us guys had to perform these massages on a similar variety of women with 10-20%, we find attractive, we would probably quit within a week...mind you the money's pretty good...but what kind of mind-frame do you have to be in.
Okay, I know I'll probably get flamed on this...go ahead.

 

[Diane]

Are you suggesting that 80-90 percent of massageplanet.net members are old, unnatractive, obnoxious guys with bad personal hygiene? jk Most girls seem to like me, or at least pretend to. Sometimes I can even tell the difference. But to answer your question, who knows. You'll have to ask the girls.

 

[Krimson]

Howls with laughter

Now thats original!

 

[Andersonymous]

Hey cool a history lesson.

 

[Grumple]

Why do you think you would be flamed ?

From what I hear and perceive, MPA's generally are not as concerned with looks or age as they are with attitude and cleanliness.

If I ever feel that they are in anyway repulsed by me, I will retire for good. If I look like Mackenzie King, I will have long retired. Some girls seem totally indifferent to looks, but some seem to really appreciate them.

I think that most of the MPA's manage to disconnect themselves enough so that looks and age don't matter. Of course cleanliness and attitude are a little harder to deal with, but I'm sure some manage to distance themselves to an extent, and learn to deal with these things.

But then there's the ones that are obviously putting a part of themselves into the experience. Oh, I dunno .. maybe you should post this in the waiting room and see if you get a response ...

 

[BUDDY]

I hate to say this, but it is unlikely that an MPA (who was treated resonably well by you and made a good chunk of $$$) will say, "you know, I like you even though I think you're physically repulsive" - or too fat, etc... You would really have to be quite disgusting (attitude, hygiene, etc...) for her to actually say something along those lines. It's quite hard to tell. The only two times that I was 100% certain were the girls who worked at an MP and decided to have drinks (or date me) on the side.

 

[.pokey.]

I think you should be less concerned with looks and more concerned with what really makes women tick!

And no, I am not talking about $$$$. If that were the case all the fat bald guys with beautiful young lasses on their arms would be incredibly wealthy...another Urban Legend.

If you really, really want to know what women like in a man, start asking them. And believe me they WILL tell you what they want. Just listen, and observe....

 

[dragnei]

I think there all atracted to me, after all who wouldnt want an over weight middle aged man with no money and loads of baggage. What a catch ah.

Baron

 

[summerlove32]

Humble, I don't know for sure, but I would think that you have it backwards. I would think that most mpa's have a pretty standard level of service and would subtract from it if they were repulsed. I don't think that they add to it because they find the guy attractive.

There may be other factors involved in her service i.e. very horny for better service or having a sjitty day for worse service, but those have nothing to do with the guy. This is a business transaction, and I wouldn't think that the girls vary their service all that much for individual clients, except to downgrade.

 

[KLJ08]

Awww damn, there goes my theory right out the window......

 

[Contard H. Moshiach]

Hey Baron.

Maybe we could start a self-help therapy group....LOL



Bone

 

[Arimesis]

maybe some of the mpa's can answer...
Of the girls you know that left the business to marry/shack up with a client, what percent of those guys had significant $$$

 

[D Aravah - JBC]

I think that what is attractive to each MPA is different. So, for the most part, every guy that comes in to see them won't be considered attractive to them. But, now and then, I'm sure there are guys that they would see who they find attractive. But after that, it becomes a mind game.......the MPA would probably think about whether asking someone out or taking it further would be crossing the line between job and personal life. I only once had the urge to want to take things further with an MPA. It just felt right.....and for some reason, she agreed. We've been dating for about 3 months. It is very different, but overall, things are good!

 

[jtease]

I guess that is why guys dislike an MPA who is mechanical. A mechanical MPA defeats the very purpose, and then a guy might as well do the job himself. Instead of going to a manic mechanic who jacks the pump a mile a minute to make the derrick spout oil as quickly as possible ... well a guy could take 200 buck out of his pocket, whack the weasel, put the 200 buck back in his pocket and hey he made himself some good dough. On the other hand, a good MPA can bend my little mind anyway she likes ... or almost ... What is real and what is illusion? As long as I cannot tell the difference, who the hell cares!

The psychedelic monkey, man!

 

[prettypinklucy]

Bone

Great idea which spa should we hold the first meeting

Baron

 

[Yavish]

I'm around the age of the MPA's I've seen (21) and I've had one who acted like she found me attractive, but that could be an act (and if it is it's a good one) and if it's not then WOHOO!! the others while they have been great and gave great serive, never made any indication of what they thought of me, which I honestly like just as well, no need to mess with my fragile mind, just be friendly and don't act like theres more to it then there is unless there actually is (and I say again if there actually is WOHOO!)

 

[Kiya*~]

Question: What percentage of us guys do you think
the mpa's are attracted to?

Answer: About 2-3%. That represents the approximate proportionate size of your wallet in relation to your body. Really...

 

[Charli]

I did not post this in the Waiting Room section due to the apparent lack of responses I see from mpa's there. Posts from mpa's are few and far between. Only 1 out of 5 mpa's that I have visited this year doesn't mind review boards. The rest of them sort of despises them; even if 2 of them are legendary mpa's who are getting great reviews. They seem to think, no matter what, someone is dissing them or too critical of them. Besides, most popular mpa's are probably too busy even to turn on the computer, let alone, read reviews and respond to our questions.

 

[Smoking Gun 420 <3 Alyssa]

Who cares?

 

[Amanda :D]

Well, let's see, I'm attracted to less than 5% of women I see (fortunately, in a city like Toronto, that still works out to a very high number). I wouldn't expect any different answer from a woman, whether she works as an MPA or not.

When I find a woman attractive, do I do something about it? Not necessarily. She may be a business colleague, the best friend of my girlfriend, the mother of my wife, etc. Is an MPA likely to "make a move" on you even if she finds you attractive? This would be the exception (hey, just like in real life!). Would she be receptive to your moves? Most of the time, no. She's in business and wants to keep you as a client. Once in a blue moon there may be an exception.

There you go. All the answers in one nice, neat little package.

Anyone want my views on the meaning of life?