A gift for Sarah

[TheRyno]

http://members.rogers.com/nye/

 

[Clover G]

Wonderful site NY Eggy. Thank you for sharing so much of yourself with us. You are an inspiration to every member of our community who has not shut his eyes to the romantic possibilities still available to us.

 

[Frank T]

"Snowflake"

That's just lovely, Eggy.

It reminds me of William Randolph Hearst and his nickname for his mistress, Marion Davies' quite tongueable area, "Rosebud"!

Perhaps the final, departing word on Eggy's lips will be "Snowflake", just as he leaves this earth...

http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=9760

 

[Valentina R]

Peter, thank you for your kind words. I must say, I was at first a bit hesitant to show you guys the website I made for Sarah. But with the support of people such as yourself, Seven, Pool, 3 Tees, etc. I just know i'll have the strength to get by all of those community members who will most likely choose to make fun of me for wearing my heart on my sleeve.

 

[ds40959redft]

Eggy,

Obviously you're free to do what you want. But you didn't change your letter one bit despite numerous suggestions to do so. You mentioned that you wanted to let her know that you are very sexual, well how about words like passion or intimacy. Using body parts is just too graphic. If anything you are making yourself like all her other clients, guys who are into sex. When what I think you should be doing is showing her how you are different.... the website and sketches can do that but the letter is just too distasteful. Salad dressing and love pudding aren't particularly flattering. How about icing on a cake instead of caeser dressing on a salad? As for the pudding you should just drop it.

One more thing I think you're wearing your heart over your eyes and ears not your sleeve. I'm not sure you're looking at your situation realistically nor are you listening. you seem to only want to hear those in favour and support of your every move.

Other massageplanet.netites can laugh but I keep flip flopping on if you're real or not. But my gut feeling is how could someone spend this much time (79 posts + making a website) for the sake of a joke. Machaveli (spelling?) was never this devious.

 

[beautifultoes]

I think Eggy should continue to write love letters to sweet Sarah with ample mention of his body parts. Besides, if he's ever of a mind to compose a poem of love, it's handy to know that the best (and maybe only) word that rhymes with "Venus" is "penis".

 

[Kali]

Eggy, I assure you that I personally would never make fun of any fellow massageplanet.net member who's got a heart on.

 

[D.MackinAllDay[:]

Well there are others, but coitus is good.


NYE, you've left "new lines" in your letter, so it doesn't word wrap properly (unless that was your intention).

 

[Wavy14]

OMG....
Is there a DOCTOR in the house??????

 

[wilson]

Eggy, I think it is virtually impossible to capture the breathless beauty of Sarah, but in your special way with words, you caught a glimmer of it for all of us to share. I'm sure she will be flattered beyond belief by the depth of your passion and love for her, and will reciprocate in ways that will only make the bond that you two share, stronger and more everlasting.

PS - Can I borrow your snowflake line? ;-)

 

[QuestionGeek]

Wow...she is hot!

I.......................I.........think I'm in love!

 

[Sno]

mmmmm....this reminds me of the time when fonz took ritchie and the gang to get a tug at IT



*brilliant dude brilliant*

 

[Xtreme Poetess]

OMG - ???????

 

[#2 was a miscarriage]

Im thinking about going back to see SARAH and see if she will used that special oli she MUST have used on NYE. Then she'll be ALL MINE!!!
ALLLLL MIIIINNNEEEEEE
**muuuaaaahhhhh-muuuaaaaahhhh*

 

[aaliyah]

please go play in traffic

 

[Yakuza]

Be nice with your comments Toddy - don't make us get a Referee for this thread!

 

[Raptor Jesus]

Can I be a referee please??
I'll wear my black and white thong, white stilleto boots and... a whistle ofcourse

 

[Whatsthatyousay]

What would you do with LDB's portrait?

 

[Prianka]

As a new member here I wish you luck NYE but your letter to Sarah I must say is quite disturbing to say the least. Any guy can write something pornographic, and you certainly have done that. You may want to reconsider the advice of others that have suggested you change it. PM me if you need some assistance or inspiration BTW! You may also want to consider the possiblity that Sarah is a true professional that caters well to ALL of her clients and not just to yourself. Perhaps she is what is referred to here as a true GFE MPA. I hope for your sake I am wrong and that she does accept your offer since I shudder to think of how devistated you may become if she does not. Try not to play this possible fantasy too many times in your mind and be open to the possibility that you may simply have a great business relationship with a true professional.

 

[Catprints]

Excerpt from "The Wingless Angel" by New Years Eggy:

...Her smooth hands and fingernails, delicately worked my omniprescent shaft...

"Omnipresent shaft"??!!

Like the saying goes, don't leave home without it.....(Besides, you never know when you're going to have to make some love pudding.)