Halli
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A woman comes home to find her husband swatting a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she says.
"Hunting flies," he replies.
"Hunting flies? How many did you get?"
"5."
"5!" she replies. "Wow, you're doing good."
"And that's not all," he says. "3 of them are female and two of them are male."
"3 of them are female and 2 of them are male?" she exclaims. "How can you tell which is which?"
"Because three of them were on the cell phone and two of them were on the can of beer."
"What are you doing?" she says.
"Hunting flies," he replies.
"Hunting flies? How many did you get?"
"5."
"5!" she replies. "Wow, you're doing good."
"And that's not all," he says. "3 of them are female and two of them are male."
"3 of them are female and 2 of them are male?" she exclaims. "How can you tell which is which?"
"Because three of them were on the cell phone and two of them were on the can of beer."