03-26-2011 Trip Report

[blak diamond]

This is a great report man. You know it's great when you can smell the pussy. I have a question. Did you see the same show where about 7-12 chicas were on the dancing seforum.xxxe of HK. I don't know what it was all about but it was great. A lot of things were happening all over so hard to focus on any one thing. HK was rocking!!!

BTW I wouldn't be embarrased if a girl makes out with me I just wouldn't post it here right away. Not that it's bad is just that I want to continue to be mysterious LOL!!! Now that a little time has passed I can say that on a trip this chica kept passing by me in HK and everytime she passed she did something or wanted me to touch her. She never asked for a dollar. Yeah surprising. Then passes one more time and she makes out with me. I thought this was a good time to share this story LOL!!!

 

[Paige A.]

Ahh, that makes sense b/c she's trying to make more $ by getting the drinks down quickly....

 

[Mike M]

Most folks believe if she downs the drink quickly she will rush you upstairs as well.

 

[lozzielaws]

With the drink test, I want to ensure that the girl and I are compatible. So, Yes, she has to flirt with me and kiss me. I have to get along with her. If she doesn't wanna touch me, dance for me, or hold hands, or grope, then that's an indication of a cold fish upstairs.... So I pass on the girl...

At Adelitas, they are mostly about churning out numbers for going up and down, however, they shouldn't refuse a drink from you b/c they make money off those drinks too.... So if they refuse a drink, that's a good indication that she's not gonna provide a good experience for you upstairs and you should pass.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the reply...

So what are the parameters for a passing drink test? - does she have to kiss you? Or is it a just to see if she gets along?

I got to tell you in Adelitas in the day - I never got to the drink test most of the time. The girls try to rush you to the room - i usually state that I want to get drunk before I bang.

Also some of the older ladies are so pushy when you meet them I think they would probably blow you in the club if it was allowed....

 

[JasonsWifey]

Drink test = buying a bar girl a drink to gauge her personality and affection towards you.

At HK, LC, CC, Adelitas, you can purchase the girl a drink. $8 investment and she will sit with you and consume her alcoholic beverage and give you her undivided attention. During this time, you can try to chat her up, touch her legs, touch her breasts, have her sit on your cock, etc etc....

Hence the drink test. I want to see if I would have a good session with her upstairs. If the girl has a bad attitude, she fails the drink test and gets only 1 drink and then the boot with no $60 upstairs!

 

[Don A]

Please explain "drink test" in more specificity....

 

[banananose_89117]

Hello Dear Mongers



Made the monger mecca trip to TJ this past Saturday.

At approximately 2 PM, I arrived at the usual $5 parking lot next to Jack in the Box. It was “FULL” and there were about 5 cars waiting in line.

I reversed and went past the trolley tracks to the hotel next to the Jack in the Box. Paid $9.
I walked over the border and went past the bridge.

FYI, there is another bridge that has been constructed. The traditional bridge has a sign posted that states that in 2011, the original border crossing bridge will close. I spoke to a border crossing guard and he confirmed that the new bridge will be the crossing bridge from USA to TJ Happyland.

Therefore, we all need to figure out a new parking spot. Because you will have to walk across the bridge at least once, before or after mongering. The current building which allows you to cross from TJ to USA will eventually be either demolished and / or expanded. Obama dollars at work.

My buddy and I crossed the bridge. We went to the Amsterdam Pharmacy and bought 3 100 mg Viagras for $10 a piece. Pharmacy was currently out of the generic 100 mg for $5.

Nice day out so we walked to Zona Norte. First place we checked out was Adelita’s. Again, sad story at Adelita’s. There were not many women working and the ones that were working were between 3 and 6 ratings. There were some hotties, but far few and in between. The women seemed to vary in range from 30s to 50s even. There were a lot of gorditas as well.... I don’t know how they get any customers.

I saw Mighty Midget Oscar but even he could not retain my interest in the lack of enticing pussy. Adelitas was running a “Brazil” carnivale type atmosphere so the ladies were wearing costumes.....
Again, not very enticing. I hate it when the girls wear more clothes or disguises because you cannot inspect the goods.

My buddy and I went to La Chavellas. When we entered, the whole half of the club was empty. We soon found out why. The whole club was at the other side of the club. The Rocky theme song “eye of the tiger” was playing on the stereo system and two waiters were boxing each other on the dance floor.

They had their shirts off, old boxing gloves on, no head gear, no mouth piece, and they were boxing each other on the dance floor! It was quite entertaining however no kos. The winning waiter/boxer was decided by audience applause. I was curious what the prize was, tips only. They passed around the waiter’s tray and audience members threw in a few bucks. Chavella’s boxing match was more entertaining than Adeltias.

Next, we checked out the streets standers. There were lots of girls but honestly, I think I have fucked at least half of them so I passed on them. I didn’t see many new faces that were appealing. So, we ended up at the Hong Kong.

Hong Kong, not to be outdone by other bar promotions, was also promoting Spring Break 2011. They had lots of decorations, Hawaiian theme, palm tree cut outs, and waiters were wearing Hawaiian short sleeved shorts.

Thankfully, the girls were wearing their regular attire. Hong Kong had the usual fare, strippers, lesbian shaving cream / candles show. It was quite busy for the afternoon and the evening got even busier. However, the spring break crowd was not present. (Not many college frat guys) The usual crowd was present at HK.

I selected a hot and thin 19 year old. Her name is Diane. She’s about 5'4" 110 pounds, small natural breasts and thin. Pale pretty face and long blonde hair. She was great and I highly recommend her. It was somewhat embarrassing because when I put her through the drink test, she started making out with me on the second floor before the drink was even ordered!

The girls that I usually meet for the drink test do not usually kiss me starting out once they are seated. However, Diane, she started kissing me and telling me I was “guapo” and etc etc. It’s very funny. I took her up to the room and we had a great time as well....

Btw, I highly recommend utilizing the bathroom on the 2nd floor for washing hands and urinating to avoid the hassle of the bathroom attendant. It’s refreshing to take a piss and wash my hands at my own pace and not be bothered for a tip.

Ok, that’s it for now.... I recommend everyone make the trip during Spring Break. I want to try out Zona Norte during the weekdays. I think the service will be better and less sausage festival!