100 your momma jokes

[Fly In the Ointment]

Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
from Birdie Brown

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "***" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
from Iffath Firzana aka Da Sexy Hooka

Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"
from LaL08Kb12004

Yo mama such a dirty ***** that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
from HumorSphere

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
from HumorSphere

Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
from Ted M Nugent

Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
from Melissa

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
from Ross Yates

Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends
from Yo You Cool

Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
from MeMe

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
from Chris Matian

Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
from Yosvaldo

Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday
from Raynell Roberts

Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
fromneimanoriginals

You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
from Spfazzini

This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
from Alyssa Rosemond

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
from Heather

Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
from Geb Berde

Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
from Womack

Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide
from Michael Ryan

Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh **** its a real damn earthquake.
from Haley Bumm

Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell
from Big J


Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
from Humorsphere

Yo mama like a shotgun - five ****s and shes loaded
from Zane Powell

Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
from Humorsphere

Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
from Game Fisher

Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
from MJ Dennis

Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
from Nancy Decatur

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
from Gill Gill

Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
from Humorsphere

Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
from jamie p


Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.
from Humorsphere

Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless
PRETTYBOY1008

Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
from She Devil

Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"
from Humorsphere

Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"
from She Devil

Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
from She Devil

Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!
from Mista Jodyson

Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.
from Bubbles, the Humorsphere Chimp

Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
from Mike Whitlow

Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"
from She Devil

Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
from Dawn K

You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
from TFLM 2000

Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
from TFLM 2000

Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
from Teresa M Malca

Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
from Teresa M Malca

Hey, your Momma is so ****tie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.
from B. W. Burline

Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
from B. W. Burline

Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
from Sergio Aleman

Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
from Sergio Aleman

Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
from Sergio Aleman

Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
from Sergio Aleman

Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
from Kerry Scott

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
from Mr Mundotr

Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
from Kerry Scott

Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
from AclHug

Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.
from Jimbo Paul

Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".
from CloseToAnguish

Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.
from WVscrgrl7

Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus.
from WVscrgrl7

Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a ****in lick!
from Mr Fook Yu

Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
from Ms Fook Mi

Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!
from Kelly-Jo

Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"
from Kelly-Jo

Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
from Default

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
from Queenb12

Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
from LowRider

I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9...

Yo mama so nasty when she masmassageplanetates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
from A Blanchard

Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.

Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!

Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said '***?' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."

You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).

Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...."

Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.

Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...

Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...

Yo gilfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.

Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema...

Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'

You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.

Yo' best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman.

You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.

Tell Yo' girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night...

Yo' papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.

Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!