11 things u will never hear a woman say
1 Do you think this dress makes me look too slim
2 You take me out too much, can't we just stay in
3 A fake one will do
4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob
5 Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it
6 That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body
7 My mother is a real old bitch
8 No, No, you buy me too much already
9 Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it
10 What headache ?
11 Put your money away, let me buy the round