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[Massage facts]

I couldn't agree more, This place has to be the worst place in Edmonton. About a year ago or so ( I also wrote about this before on a different thread ) I when there to get a 4 hand, and had to pay everything up front. It was all agreed what was going to happen on the flip. Once I flipped over, the deal changed, and when they did the hj, she was gripping me so hard, that once I released, it torn the side, and mostly blood came out. It was the most painfully experience that I have ever had, and to even pee for about 10 days after was almost enough to made me cry. So, anyone that goes here after reading this, you deserve to go though what I did, because now you had been warned.

 

[Old Fart]

Sorry about your experience. It sounds awful.
Paying upfront is not relevant because that should just be the way it is. Not like you will withhold money at the end. What IS relevant is whether or not not agreement was kept.
No one "deserves" to come out injured and bleeding, whether they read this or not.

 

[Wills_willie]

Nice write up fellas. I too did the repeat with the same result. What was I thinking

 

[TBone]

She obviously has regulars that keep her in business...but my theory is they must be Sadomasochistic to enjoy her "treatment". Either that, or she's figured out how to hypnotize rich people into thinking they feel better after each session.

Ya I have no clue how this place is still in business. I have not seen a single positive review about it, and my own personal experience there was bad (not quite as bad as yours though lol)

I think Edmonton still has too many guys with too much money and they are keeping places like this going

 

[Guy2013]

Went once, that was enough for me. Massage interrupted half a dozen times while she answered phone or front door ( and left massage room door wide open with my bare ass hanging out)

 

[Happy101]

I was wondering if there was new management or different girl, like just a guy terrible expierance.

 

[Old Fart]

The other thing I hate about this place is how they treat people like they are stupid. Honestly, we should flag every ad of theirs that we see. Starts off...
MASSAGE HERE AND FREE >>>>>>>>>
Then you click on the ad and it says
PARKING.
They do this so often so a first timer thinks he is getting a good deal but no, only free parking. Would be worth something if there was only paid parking nearby and they re-imbursed you but they are in a strip mall for god sake. I do not know of ONE massage parlour in the city where you have to pay to park. OK, maybe a couple downtown if you go daytime and you have to plug a meter but even then, you can usually find a free spot nearby. They make it sound like such a big special they are giving you. Fuckin idiots.

 

[Old Fart]

Guess I should not be surprised, if you run a crap business you have to try some trick to get people to come in. Just as bad as fake Sunny stealing someone else's good name, thee ass clowns insult our intelligence.
Just flag all their ads I say.

 

[Rubmegood]

Relax, Old Fart! Sounds like you need a massage!

 

[welldunn66]

Relaxation Massage is just what you need Old Fart. A bit of teasing, some light touches round certain areas, a hand scoop under while you are on your belly, perhaps a little forearm grazes across LG, and without asking, she goes for it. This is the build up you need.

 

[welldunn66]

Flagging someone advertisement is not going to help as they are trying to pull traffic in. Advertisement goal is not the truth as the main priority. It's to get our attention and hold it long enough to entice us to read and pay attention to the ad and see what they have to sell.
Other places are doing similar tactics too.
https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/ths/6088505073.html
Https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/ths/6104413057.html
https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/ths/6106635540.html

It's entertaining to see it how they do it.

 

[sleeker]

new pics on summers massage...

https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/ths/d/new-two-girls-best-massage/6565607780.html

perhaps this place has turned a corner? pics look pretty legit. or is the girl in the pics summer herself?