Well...ever since Old Fart publicly answered what happened to my old girl Fluffy, the pain just came back all over again. Add that to the crappy massages...and it just hasn't been a great couple of months.
So I thought "What can I do to help get over Fluffy. Maybe pay Kitty a visit. Sure...why not." Into Tropic Tan and Spa I go. There is a young Chinese gentleman with glasses and what seems to be perfect English. He books the tanning and massage appointments. And I'm thinking..."This is a weird place to be offering happy endings in." Especially with a Gym next door.
Ten minutes later, out pops a cute, young lady in a Shiny Red Dress and now I'm thinking "meowwww!!!" But who does massages in a dress almost fit for a wedding. 5 minutes later, I'm in the massage room's shower...unfortunately no questions asked.
As I shower, I admire the room which was very nice, clean, cozy with an electric fireplace. I stop the shower...and poof...in she comes...another bit of a surprise. "Well...safe to say, she won't be insisting I drape myself"
I ask for an hour and on the table I go telling her what ails me. Most of the time, she spent on my back (not much anywhere else), and once again using mostly using elbows and forearms. I will say, she actually does that style of massage well, and my back did feel better. And, I didn't tell her I wanted full body, but I think the really good and experienced ones do it automatically.
She was quiet during the massage probably, because her English was minimal...allowing me to listen to customer(s) coming in inquiring about/getting a tan. Very weird indeed. And then...when the backside has been mostly massaged, and no teasing whatsoever, she's surprising me again. "Do you want a happy ending?" Not pushy trying to get me to say yes...but she started with 80, and then $60 topless. Can't tell you what that might be like for you guys. Except for her legs, the dress wasn't revealing at all.
So a little massage on the front, but it was mostly a farely good temple massage. Another shower, and I'm out quickly to pay with my debit card...but it's the young asian guy manning the till, and he wants to put the massage charge with the tip charge. "Hmmmm...suspicious." Thus...I would advise you to bring cash if you can. There was a guy before me...and when he was done, he went straight out the door. Which means he gave cash to her directly. I mean do you want this guy figuring out what you might be doing in there. I frankly, just think it's weird for him to be there at all.
And...no receipt. She said she only has 500 hours training. Like I said at the beginning, no questions asked. Probably thinking with Maestro Junior again....Doh!!!
Maybe when benefits her up, I may give it another try...but by that time, she will probably be gone....