15 Dumbest Things Said at Job Interviews

[missmilkdud]

We’ve all put our foot in our mouth at one time or another, but you’d think job applicants would know better.
Regardless of nerves or an outgoing personality, some lines just make you wonder how candidates made it this far. Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s best not to forget a healthful dose of tact. Here are 15 of the most memorable interview responses from real people, compiled by CareerBuilder.com:

1. Q: Why did you leave your last job?
A: “I have a problem with authority.”
2. Q: What are your hobbies and interests?
A: [He said] ‘Well, as you can see, I’m a young, virile man and I’m single — if you ladies know what I’m saying.’ Then he looked at one of the fair-haired board members and said, ‘I particularly like blondes.‘”
3&4. Q: Do you have any questions?
A: “Can we wrap this up fairly quickly? I have someplace I have to go.”
A: “If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?”
5. Q: Why should we hire you?
A: “I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time.”
6. Q: Why are you leaving your current job?
A: “Because I (expletive) my pants every time I enter the building.”
7. Q: Why are you looking for a job?
A: “Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job.”
8. Q: Why do you want to work for us?
A: “Just for the benefits.”
9. Q: What are your assets? (as in strengths)
A: “Well, I do own a bike.”
10. Q: What are your weaknesses?
A: “I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won’t get mad at you.”
11. Q: When have you demonstrated leadership skills?
A: “Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that.”

12. Q: Use three adjectives to describe yourself
A: “I hate questions like this.”
13. Q: Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it
A: “I stole some equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement.”

14. Q: Have you submitted your two weeks’ notice to your current employer?
A: “What is two weeks’ notice? I’ve never quit a job before, I’ve always been fired.”

15. Q: Random responses
A: “May I have a cup of coffee? I think I may still be a little drunk from last night.“
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[XRatedMisfit]

Did they really want a job??

 

[Min]

Perfect! You never know when you might need some tips.....

 

[qbetbusuitsilweoy]

Where's the joke....those answers sound good to me.....hehe

 

[Megan S]

really good, must remember them you never know when they could come in handy

 

[djaccuzt]

I think l've just employed this person.

 

[Vqyyzecvcr]

Now I would like too hear about the dumbest things that people on this forum have said during interviews!

 

[Lewellelos]

I once interviewed a man. When I asked him what his career plans were he said. "I am searching for a company that is good enough for me to work for it" He then said "your company is the best of what I have seen so far, no company was exactly what I would have wanted" He then proceeded to flirt with me.
I wouldn't have minded his attitude so much if he had talent to match the swagger, but he had only just qualified and had no experience.
According to the recruitment agency, he was truly shocked that I did not off him the job!

 

[awesomeness23]

I think ive used some of these myself at some point. Very funny