1. Well aren't we just a ray of f#@king sunshine!
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth,
4. Do I look like a f#@king people person?
5. This isn't an office, it's Hell with flourescent lighting
6. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog.
7. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
8. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be?
9. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
10. What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed!
11. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. You say I'm an a sshole like its a bad thing