I was extra horned up today. Mainly becasue Ais and I were drooling over some of the talent coming to town. So I decided I needed something really quick and easy......
Quick it was..... Easy it was not!
Ava, very cute girl met me at the door and took me into the room. I asked for 30 minutes. She said .95??? WTF is that? I asked if that was a little high for the standard fees. She says no. I sayed screw it and payed. I was raring to go and no other place was open around. Trust me, I called all of them in my area and they were all closed. I even tired to pull a Slim, but failed and forked over the .95.
She offers me to shower first and I did. The shower was started by her, and when I went in, the water was scolding hot! I could almost hear every dog in the neighbourhood howling with me.
So she starts the massage, actually I would call it rubbing oil onto my body. Anyways, we start talking about prices. So I begin to think, what would Slim do?? How would he barter with this girl?? She tells me .60 for a nude HJ with touching. So NOT in " Slim Style", I try bartering. Guess what? I payed the .60. ops:
She jerks it and I blow my load. I get dressed and leave. Remember when I said " Quick it was, easy it was not"?
As soon as I open the door to go outside, I see a police car with 2 officers sitting inside, 3 stalls from the door! I froze for half second contemplating this predicament. Do I run back in and make it look obvious, or do I just act cool and walk by. I choose neither. There happens to be a railing about 5 meters away form the door...... and the police! This would lead me to the alley way. I casually walk towards the railing, and take a quick peek back to see if the cops were watching me. They were looking down. So in Matrixian fashion I jump the railing. Naturally, I land right in a giant puddle of slush. I Quickly forget about soaking my $160 nike runners and haul ass to my car parked around the corner.
In conclusion,
I Am.
NOT
SlimShady
I Am
Wet, cold and scared.
L2
Quick it was..... Easy it was not!
Ava, very cute girl met me at the door and took me into the room. I asked for 30 minutes. She said .95??? WTF is that? I asked if that was a little high for the standard fees. She says no. I sayed screw it and payed. I was raring to go and no other place was open around. Trust me, I called all of them in my area and they were all closed. I even tired to pull a Slim, but failed and forked over the .95.
She offers me to shower first and I did. The shower was started by her, and when I went in, the water was scolding hot! I could almost hear every dog in the neighbourhood howling with me.
So she starts the massage, actually I would call it rubbing oil onto my body. Anyways, we start talking about prices. So I begin to think, what would Slim do?? How would he barter with this girl?? She tells me .60 for a nude HJ with touching. So NOT in " Slim Style", I try bartering. Guess what? I payed the .60. ops:
She jerks it and I blow my load. I get dressed and leave. Remember when I said " Quick it was, easy it was not"?
As soon as I open the door to go outside, I see a police car with 2 officers sitting inside, 3 stalls from the door! I froze for half second contemplating this predicament. Do I run back in and make it look obvious, or do I just act cool and walk by. I choose neither. There happens to be a railing about 5 meters away form the door...... and the police! This would lead me to the alley way. I casually walk towards the railing, and take a quick peek back to see if the cops were watching me. They were looking down. So in Matrixian fashion I jump the railing. Naturally, I land right in a giant puddle of slush. I Quickly forget about soaking my $160 nike runners and haul ass to my car parked around the corner.
In conclusion,
I Am.
NOT
SlimShady
I Am
Wet, cold and scared.
L2