2 Blondes and an aeroplane

[TeAmo14]

made me laugh a bit

 

[Cam]

if i was blonde, you would get slapped
but it made me smile.
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[Chibi - thulhu]

Nah it was okay.. got me to smile. :

 

[aduckyskync]

Sorry if this offends anyone, but it took me like an hour to remember

right...

2 blondes that don't know eachother are sat next to eachother on the plane. they were both nervous through take off as it was both their first time flying. The plane took off safely and both blondes were relieved, but then the captain came over then terminal and announced that during the take off phase of the journey, an engine had failed, "please do not panic, this plane can fly on 3 engines, but you may need to add half an hour on to your flight time"

sure enough the plane did fly on 3 engines.

Half an hour goes, the captain comes over the terminal again; "sorry folks, but another of our engines has failed, this plane WILL fly on 2 engines, but you will need to add 2 hours on to your flight time scheddule"

Sure enough, as the captain said, the plane flew safely on 2 engines.

an hour passes with no problems, everyone bantering about the enginges when suddenly the captain comes over the terminal again, please passengers and flight attendents do NOT panic, the second to last engine has just failed due to combustion problems, this plane WILL fly on one engine, but you will have to add 4 hours to your Flight time"

One blonde looked scared, the other looked impatient, she looks across to the scared blonde and says:

"I hope the last engine doesn't go, we'll be up here for ages"

i probably messed up, and people wont find it funny


Regards,
Daz.