2 Lesbians in a bar

[Jasmine S]

I think thats the point?!? :hmm:

 

[bansheepimp4life]

That was pretty gay.....

 

[AmberLynn]

This is a really good one............

 

[Draya]

Lmao that was a good one!

 

[dr_sebby]

LMFAO
PSML
ROFL.



: : lmfao...OK that was good :shy:
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[muskan]

These two lesbians walked into a bar One extremely pretty and one extremely ugly.

The pretty one said to the ugly one "I get us a drink".

So she walked up to the bar and said to the bar-tender "Two Jim beams and coke"

The bartender got the drinks and said, "That's $10."

She said, "I don't have any money."

The bartender said, "Well how are you going to pay for them?"

She replied, "I'll show you my tits."

He looked at her and replied, "O.K."

So she showed him her tits, then took the drinks back to the table.

The ugly one said,"How did you pay for those?"

The pretty one said, "I showed him my tits and he gave them to me for free!"

The ugly one said, "I try that." So she walked up to the bartender and said,

"Two Jim beams and coke please".

The bartender said, "That will be $10 please."

The ugly one turned around and said, "I don't have any money!"

The bartender said, "Well how are you going to pay for them?"

She replied, "I will show you my tits"

He replied back, "You're ugly so your tits will be ugly!"

So the ugly one said, "O.K. then I will let you smell my friends pu.ssy!"

The bartender replied, "What that one over there?" (pointing to the good looking one) She said "Yeah."

The bartender said, "Sure!"

So the ugly one leaned over the bar and breathed in his face.