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Two rednecks were sitting around drinking beer when one said to the other:
"If'n I was to sneak over to your house and have *** with your old lady and she got pregnant, would that make us kin?"
The other thought for a moment and then said, "I don't reckon it would make us kin, but it would make us even."
"If'n I was to sneak over to your house and have *** with your old lady and she got pregnant, would that make us kin?"
The other thought for a moment and then said, "I don't reckon it would make us kin, but it would make us even."
- gold__rose__spa:
🏵at 1536 Warden Avenue 
Thursday, 
Michelle for traditional style treatment and quality services., newly toned body, strong, does very firm treatment, pleasant personality 
647 346-8086 - Pink Flower Spa:
✰ PINK FLOWER SPA ✰ 416 299 5515
3300 McNicoll Ave #A8, Scarborough 
Today’s Beauties: 
Amira 
(22, Lebanese) – Elegant & soothing 
Mika 
(19, Vietnamese) – Petite, radiant & precise 
Linda 
(22, Viet/Malay) – Skilled & professional 
Mady 
(19, Filipina Arabian) – Refreshing & energetic 
Unwind in elegance, expert hands & pure indulgence! Call now! - Withme_Spa:
4386 Sheppard Avenue east Thursday ❣❤ Nana, average height and sexy build, nice boobs, long hair. Beautiful. Firm treatment and good service level. ❤❣ Lucy, beautiful, dark hair to shoulder, tall and slim but busty, very relaxing treatment with over the top finish. Jessica, medium height, sexy build with shapely legs and ass. friendly, relaxing finish
Crystal,❣ average height, slim build, very pretty, white skin, medium treatment, very smooth, choice finish ❣
416 297-7488 - Dreaminn:
Available Girls Working Today: Miho (new) Olivia Eva Miho Japanse 5’2 ,100bs, C+cup, super open-minded(bbbj ,sf2,wf,dfk,69daty. 100% real Japanese , welcome to try Olivia(new) She is Spanish, 5’3, 120bs, Natural D cup , fair skin sensitive, always smile happy girl, firm ass . Fluent in English Summer (new) Chinese 5’2 , 34C , very good personality , (bbbj 69 SF2 wf girl friend experience)
- Q Spa:
Q SPA 
4465 SHEPPARD AVENUE EAST UNIT #27 SCARBOROUGH - BRIMLEY & SHEPPARD 
(647)727-2577SPA LANDLINE (249)874-2628 OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY TWO NEW ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY EXCELLENT MASSAGE+ EXTRA SERVICES AVAILABLE Q SPA IS YOUR IDEAL MASSAGE + SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SPA WITH YOUNG ASIAN SEXY PETITE GIRLS REAL PICTURES OF GIRLS WORKING IN OUR SPA EVERYDAY Available Girls Working Today: Cici- A sexy young skinny girl 5’6” and 110 lbs ful - Sparkling Spa:
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SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 
Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS
SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… MimiA captivating and alluring new massage girl from Korea whose elegance and c - Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Jenny - An exotic tall and slim Vietna
- New spring spa@:
sexy hot Indian JapaneseSingapore girls
working at Nu spring spa 416-669-8508 - Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa3 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366
New girl Mia big boobs 36DD Hot and sexy body, super body slide, very provocative service, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise
You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the back door with plenty of parking spaces - wonderspa:
wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8，we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday ,Ensuit shower available
,service queen Sunny,she is very friendly nice girl,deep tissue massage and nice body slide,new girl Lily is very good looking,long long hair,she got a lot experience,deep to relaxing sensual touch release stressJessica super Q,great service,friendly amazing touch ，never forget must try
- AliceSpa:
THURSDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔.4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 3 girls here today at ALICE SPA. Open 10am to 9pm: MINA : is a tall slim former model from Taiwan, with B Cups, pretty face, strong massage, bbbj fs, (special service), great services. KITTY (12:30am-9pm) : is a new Korean girl, super busty, small body, new to the business. Very friendly, no rush, dfk, bbbj, cim.
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Fedi,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Cindy ,Student big boobs buttocks Vicky, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 
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- hiyamickey:
Reinella wellness have 6 girls +May (she is RMT) working today, Address: 6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan,：905-851-4888
- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Vivian , pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Yuki ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Anjoo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899️️
- HollywoodSpa:
Thursday at
𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: CINDY, JENNY & SISI. ☎416-222-5554☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. CINDY is a slim & pretty lady with long dark hair and a pleasing personality. JENNY is slim, attractive - ForeverWarden:
Thursday at
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, Sophia & Tracy. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Sophia is a sweet & pretty Chinese lady with natural B Cups and an awe-inspiring smooth rounded ass. - HolidaySpa:
Thursday at
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: LUCY, YOYO & CINDY. LUCY is a beautiful and slim Asian lady with a happy disposition and great services. YOYO is a very beautiful slim Chinese lady, 165Cms & 116 Lbs with natural D Cups & a VERY sexy figure. She provides the best versatile PSE services. (Shhh, don’t tell anyone: YOYO is a hidden GEM, total SUPERSTAR - Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Sukiis beautiful short petite tiny sexy student from Cambodia. Exotic features and model looks, Suki has a nice bum, slim waist, flat stomach and very good massage skills and has a great playful personality. Suki has a beautiful
- SugarLoveSpa:
Thursday at
⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠
: JENNY, LUNA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ JENNY is a sweet & young Korean girl with C Cups. Very versatile services. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. TIFFANY is an amazing slim petite doll with natural 34C melons - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 girls are working today.Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Ivy ,Young beautiful buttocks charming temperament Tina, funny,nice, big boobs deep massage Lina, Young beautiful sexy body and good deep massage Vivianpls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York
- OrchidSPA:
Today is Mia & Tiffany Mia has Lovely Sexy Body ~ Provides a Smooth Full Body Massage
Tiffany is Young and Very Sexy Girl with natural 34C boobs. Open: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text 
️ (437) 220-6963 ~ 3601 Highway 7, Unit#103, Markham - Red_Pearl_Spa:
❤at 4385 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 5❣
️Thursday, ❤❣ Jenny, average body, tall and pretty, here for therapeutic treatment with amazing finish+ ❤ Tammy, ❣ 647 352-1588 - luckywellness:
Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Kiki and Suki work
- lemon_tree:
a discreet entrance at 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201 Thursday, ❣ Cici... small build, friendly and pretty,nice touch, with a lot of energy, service oriented, aka Coco 
647 348-2899 - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici - Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? Click Here Meet
LunaValentinaHattiCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits! - New Oriental Health Centre:
Happy, Nayla & Phoenix are in today Call
Text: (647) 381-2688 
Happy is a very talented Korean Babe Nayla is a Tall, Young, Beautiful & Curvy Spanish Girl Phoenix is a Canadian Born Filipino Hottie 
All Our Girls are Extremely Open-Minded 
Open 8am til Late #26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill. - Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa
table shower body scrub5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 Nice girl Mia sexy body big boobs 36DD very good body slide and massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Luna can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door - Red Rose Spa:
We have 11 hot brown girls today PAOLA, LUCY, ASHA, MONIKA, NINA, PREETI, ANGELINA, NISHA, SALMA 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Thursday January 30, 2025, our attendants will be Ada
, Cici , Mia , Vicky and Sophie Call 905-479-6668 to book! - OrchidSPA:
Today we have Beautiful Girls Sofia & Mia. Sofia is Slim, Cute and Openminded.
Mia is also a slim cute girl. 
Drop In and Enjoy A Delicious & Satisfying Experience Today! OPEN: 10am to 10:00pm ~ Call/Text ️ 437-220-6963 ~ Unit#103 3601 Highway 7, Markham, ON L3R 0M3 - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Sexy Good Massage Monica, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici
- New spring spa@:
sexy hot Malaysian Korean girls working at Nu spring spa416-669-8508
- Shangri-la Spa:
♀WooHoo Wed Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: Richmond Hill & Oakville Your passport to paradise with 10 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea —Helen, Cindy, Coco, Echo, 
Lisa, JPN Yui, Tina, Akino, Lucy & Doris— ready to pamper you
Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 
647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 
Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
- Sparkling Spa:
️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… MimiA captivating and alluring new massage girl from Korea whose elegance and c
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Slim Petite Chinese Vivi & Young Slim Sexy Chinese Faye & Sexy Chinese Cici
- wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800,L6a4H8，open10 to10.we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday,Ensuit shower available ,service queen Jessica friendly nice girl,providing deep tissue massage and nice body slidejoey is very good looking,big breasted sweet sensual touch,amazing massage...
- Suko 5Girls:
Suko Spa schdule today on Wednesday is with 6 lovely
ladies
Susan, Lucky, Crystal, Sunny, Michelle and Candy 🛣 420 ValleymedeDr, Richmond Hill, same plaza McDonalds ☎ 905-597-8880 ☎ - Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Coco- A young cute blonde Asian girl
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Sophia ,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Helen,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament summer ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella , Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
- Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Sasa ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Julie ,Young girl Big-breasted big big butts Aris ,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ️️
- hiyamickey:
6 girls working at Reinella wellness, Address:6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan,：905-851-4888
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! Click Here TodayIsabellaCassySusanTinaKim Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? Click Here MeetAlettaMonikaKarlaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- AliceSpa:
CLOSED TODAY. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! :
- HollywoodSpa:
Wednesday at𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: NICOLE & SISI. ☎𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟮𝟮-𝟱𝟱𝟱𝟰☎ When you visit Hollywood Spa, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one. Nice Massage, Young Pretty Girls. We have Chinese, Japanese, Korean & other attendants. NICOLE is petite, slim and very pretty, with C Cups , long hair & a slim waist. She has nice massage and great services.
- SugarLoveSpa:
Wednesday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: ANA, SUSAN & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. SUSAN is a small, slim & sexy black girl, only 53 Kgs, with nice boobs and ass
- HolidaySpa:
Wednesday at𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵: EMILY, KIKI & CINDY. EMILY is a VERY tiny petite SPINNER superstar of the highest quality. Emily has a pretty face, natural A Cups, slim waist, and a lovely spinner bottom, topped off with the very best of services. Kiki is very attractive, young, about 5’4” and 110 Lbs., slim with a banging body.
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: FeifeiOur new Taiwanese beauty Feifei specializes in creating an intimate and deeply relaxing massage experience tailored to your desires. Her soft, skilled hands glide effortlessly, easing tension and awakening your senses with
- Red Rose Spa:
We have 11 hot brown girls today MALIYA, ASHA, MONIKA, NINA, SUMMER, PREETI, ANGELINA, ANAYA, NISHA 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
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