2 ways to take a shower

[preciousAngel]

How to shower like a woman:

* Get in shower - use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

* Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

* Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.

* Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.

* Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.

* Wash entire rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.

* Shave armpits and legs.

* Turn off shower.

* Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.

* Get out of shower.

* Dry with towel the size of small country.

* Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

* Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.

* Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

* If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.





How to Shower like a Man:

* Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.

* Walk naked to the bathroom.

* If you see wife along the way, shakewilly at her making 'woo-hoo' sound.

* Look at manly physique in the mirror.

* Admire the size of yourwilly and scratch your ass.

* Get in the shower.

* Wash your face.

* Wash your armpits.

* Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

* Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

* Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

* Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.

* Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk.

* Pee.

* Rinse off shampoo and get out of shower.

* Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor.

* Admirewilly size in mirror again.

* Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light on and fan on.

* Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

* If you pass your wife, pull off towel, shakewilly at her and make 'woo-hoo' noises again.

* Throw wet towel on bed.


The end!

 

[-[$aVaGe]-]

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xxx

 

[new zealand!?]

that made me howl...

 

[iCaniWill]

Oh so true ......

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Great stuff.



Best wishes
Moonfairy

 

[sweedie]

This has been posted before, but it's good to see it again