25 Signs That Sadly Say, You've Grown Up

[LiL Mrs. CrAnKy PaNtS]

25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
   [*]Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
   [*]You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
   [*]6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
   [*]You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
   [*]You watch the Weather Channel.
   [*]Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
   [*]You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
   [*]Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
   [*]You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
   [*]Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
   [*]You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
   [*]Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
   [*]You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
   [*]Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
   [*]You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
   [*]Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
   [*]Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
   [*]You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
   [*]A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
   [*]You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
   [*]"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
   [*]90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
   [*]You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
   [*]You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass.