Three government officials (America, England, South Africa) have a meeting in a plane. George Bush sticks his hand out the window and turns to the other two and comments that they've just flown over America. The other two look at him stunned and asks how he knows it. He responds "We just flew over the Statue Of Liberty". A few minutes later Tony Blair sticks his hand out the window and comments that they've just flown over England. The other two look at him stunned and asks how he knows it. He responds "We just flew over Buckingham Palace". A few minutes later Thaba Mbeki sticks his hand outside the window and comments that they've just flown over South Africa. The other two look at him stunned and asks how he knows it. He responds "The f*ckers just stole my watch".