411 on LM Spa

[JeremyR]

Picked up the chinese Buy and Sell this morning... they have some special for $24/session min. 2 session... they also have a website www.lmspa.ca has anyone heard or been to this place??

the pics advertised looks very familiar...

 

[Stefani]

i was just there yesterday. nice facility. great massage. above and beyond is a possibility. but i think you may need to run a gauntlet of questions.

payment system is kinda bad. everything up front ... for me anyways. first timer thing maybe? gotta bring cash to the room etc etc.

not really a repeat for me. i'd hit the ones on #3 without a second thought.

summary. very nice place for legit stuff. you want more ... maybe not here.

 

[RyanMAN]

I went to the LM about three or four weeks ago looking for a shiatsu massage and maybe a sea salt body scrub. A skilled therapist had defected from the Green Tree to LM many months ago. Remember the endless Green Tree thread? So I was met at LM by a very cute receptionist. I asked for a shiatsu massage and she took my money. No body scrub. I was lead through the LM which is a pretty nice facility. Changed into a robe and waited in the lounge. Good munchies. In came a 40ish woman, big smile, no english. She led me to a room and striped my robe so I was stark naked. I said "Shiatsu massage". Ten minutes into the massage, I asked "Is this shiatsu massage?" "Ha Ha, this Hong Kong Massage, honey!" Then the hands slip up and over the ass crack, up the inside of the thighs, the old basic moves that we know so well. She wanted $60 for a hand job. Well, why not? Except that her pronunciation of "handjob" sounded like "hundred" to my white-guy ears. Once that was resolved, I succumbed. Wandering hands were OK into her pants. Basically, I liked her attitude. She was jaded, but laughed alot and enjoyed herself. So I enjoyed myself. Hell, I'm easy. Afterward, I noticed 4 or 5 young Chinese guys in the changing room, well muscled and heavily tattooed. They smiled and seemed pleasant, but it made me a little apprehensive. So I made my way out, smiled at the receptionist, and exited. Not at all what I was after, but an OK time. I still haven't had a shiatsu massage.

 

[BetapegLLC]

i go there every week, the price is $25 per 45 min, ya you do have to pay them up front until they know you, too many ppl work out the back door after they finish the massage. staff are friendly, recommand wendy, jojo, jessica or even amanda. tips are like all other mp.

 

[Nancy L]

do they provide extra? and if they do, how much?

 

[ITS A GIRL]

no more then 1 red for hj, the company don't allow more then that per session. even you want to pay, the front desk won't accept it.

 

[happy_riff]

any touching allowed? who's the hottest looking girl there?

 

[LGM]

Too funny !

[Pooner]: "I'll pay you more money !"

[MP]: "No, no .... you no give more money. You go home. We rich already"

 

[tenny_the_true_gaian]

i checked it out one day and then driving off i saw a Lamborgini murcelago (is that how its spelled ?) parked along the street just a few storefronts down. with some asian dudes standing next to it

 

[maikabarrett]

that the yellow one, belongs to one of the customer, also a orange one too.

 

[jeremy.isley]

remember , that's a mp . not amp. touching yes. but doesn't do fs . max is hj
for 1 red.

 

[Kayla V]

godkeeper, so who is the youngest and most descent? which one should I try first? With these MPs, I prefer the down the crack service. At blue sea, I have a few regulars and their service is awesome...they spend like 5 mins in your crack getting all the sensitive spots...while I'm laying face down. Anything similar in LM?

 

[R4u]

A local Richmondite tells me that the "well-muscled tattooed" chinese guys that hang there are from the local Asian gang. They own that place as a front for a bunch of ops, including money laundering.

If you're a paying customer you're more than welcome, but keep in mind what you're getting into.

 

[Steph P]

I called to get a clarification on the specail. In the evening it is 35/session with a 2 session minimum and a minimum $20 tip per session. So that means $110 for two HJ in 90 minutes. Save 20 bucs on that in the afternoon with $25 per session. For one session it would be a deal but being forced to take two.... I pass.

 

[Jr. is angry]

Min $ 20? Thought it was supposed to be $ 50? hmmm ... I really want to try it out. I wouldn't mind getting 2 Hj in 1.5 hrs. But what is the chance that they put a lil cam in each room and sell the video back in the mainland? It maybe is their side business. It's just a thought. But I think I should try out the place. Any suggestion of who is good at giving the actual massage?

Btw, where's blue?

 

[lemonchicka]

Do you actually get a HJ for the minimum $20? Maybe the $110 is for massage only.
Anyone know what the real total comes to here? It is looking like it will add up to a FS visit to a good AMP or MICRO. I don't care about steam etc...

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Went to toftt at LM Spa this evening.
Cost: .7 for the room (2 sessions minimum package, 1.5 hr - too long! I got really bored), .4 for the tip, and .4 for HJ. Total: $ 150
Masseuse: Old, non attractive chinese lady, over the age of 40 i think. (good thing it was dark enough inside!)
Massage skills: so so.
HJ skills: so so.
Verdict: overly expensive for just a HJ. I should've seen Jamie-lee instead.
Will I come back? Most definitely NO!! I wish I could go back to the past and told me in the past to not go there.
Do you want to go there? it's up to you. But i think that place is not worth a visit. for a brown and a red you'd better go to swan lake and add an extra green for their 45 min session.

 

[Fancy Pants]

Thanks R2D2, I guess you made it there before I did... was gonna check it since its my bday coming soon, "free session" on birthday. I'm not gonna bother now.