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[Pandora Tomorrow]

Here is what I combined some funny jokes about "69" - the favourite pos. for most of us, I guess. Hope u will enjoy some of them and LOL.

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There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.
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A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich.& […]
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What do you call 6.9?

A good 69 interrupted by a period....
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The other night my girlReviewiend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us.

He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone...
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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The formerly known as the "69" is now called the "96". Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up.
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A school teacher asks her young students

"What comes mpter 69?"

One little girl raises her hand so the teacher lets her speak.

"Well, you clean your face then wash your mouth out....duh!"
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Charity work is like a 69.

You give to others, but you still get a nice feeling yourself.
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69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex.

"If I'm going down, you're coming with me…..".
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Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69.
Paddy's never done one before so Mary says she'll show him.
She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him.
As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again but farts again.
Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fucked if i'm hanging around for 67 more of them".....
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Just bought three bottles of coke. Walked up to the counter and the girl said, "One sixty-nine, please."
"Can't I pay with cash instead?", I said.
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What is 69 + 69?

Dinner For Four.