7 good reasons why not to mess with children

[Peanut Demorest]

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.[/align]
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow[/align]
A human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was[/align]
Very small.[/align]
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.[/align]
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a[/align]
Human; it was physically impossible.[/align]
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".[/align]
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell ?"[/align]
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".[/align]
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while[/align]
They were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each[/align]
Child's' work.[/align]
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked[/align]
What the drawing was.[/align]
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."[/align]
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."[/align]
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl[/align]
Replied, "They will in a minute."[/align]
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her[/align]
Five and six year olds.[/align]
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy[/align]
Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat[/align]
Our[/align]
Brothers and sisters?"[/align]
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)[/align]
Answered, "Thou shall not kill."[/align]
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the[/align]
Dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had[/align]
Several[/align]
Strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.[/align]
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of[/align]
Your hairs white, Mom?"[/align]
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and[/align]
Make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."[/align]
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then[/align]
Said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"[/align]
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to[/align]
Persuade them each to buy