An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like *******s. Arms & legs going every where until they fell 2 the floor. Christ she said 'you didn't **** me like that 50yrs ago! To which the old man replied '50 yrs ago that fence wasn't electric!!!
Man says to wife your arse is the size of a 3 burner bbq. later, in bed man says fancy a shag? wife says no ****'n point lighting bbq for half a sausage!!!