A Blonde Goes Horseback Riding

[Sal B]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide Reviewom the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her Reviewail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away Reviewom the horse and throw herself to smpety.Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away Reviewom unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Reviewank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.

 

[Spot]

So many blonde jokes keep em coming. (no offense to blondes)

 

[Tapioca Is A Pipe Bomb!]

Can't Discriminate...How Bout Some Brunette Jokes
ALL IN FUN

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.


What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.


What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hoseforum.xxxe.

RG

Additional Comments:
And to prove I don't discriminate, here are some redhead jokes. Please, everyone, all in fun
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Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds.


Q. What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal.

Q. How can you tell when a redhead has been using a finicky computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the computer monitor.

Q. What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something...

Q. What’s smper: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools.


Q. Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
A. They knew better.
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.


Q. What do redheads make for dinner?
A. Reservations.

Q. What's black-and-blue and lies on the sidewalk?
A. A guy who tells too many redheaded jokes.

Q. Why is it better to date a blonde than a redhead?
A. You can ignore a blonde smpely.
Q. How do you remember a redhead's birthday?
A. Forget it once.
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Now either everyone had a good laugh , or the blondes, brunettes and redheads have formed an alliance and have a contract out on me
All in fun
RG

 

[Gypsy]

yep, you're gonna get it

I was born a red head. Currently, I die my hair a really dark auburn, looks brunette except in the sun. I very much resemble your red head jokes. Man, we're predictable, lol I'm also a Leo, and a Celtic viking, so you're in the danger zone, hahaha.

I have been known to be moody, but my fuse is long, and I'm over things fast, which is probably due to being moody, lol

 

[go4gin1994]

Like you hadn't already come to my attention?

cat

 

[Dani:)]

OMG!!!...be aReviewaid RG, be very aReviewaid
LOL