A Calgarian Hobbyist in Edmonton - Reviews

[ani]

Here's my first review(s). May others follow suit and spread the wealth...

I was in Edmonton recently (visiting from Calgary) and thought I’d sample the plethora of local MP’s. I posted on PERB for any recommendations and disappointingly got very few responses. However, it was strongly suggested I try Gabrielle at Supreme. Unfortunately she was unavailable during the times I was available. So I figure what the hell, I’ll wing it and take some for the team. Here is a synopsis of my “field research”. I bought a Sun, looked in the Yellow Pages, and indiscriminately went to places that were convenient for me.

1) Swedish Touch - Holly

Friendly, slim build, dark-haired, average looks. First impressions weren’t great. The studio looked a little dumpy, especially from the outside, and Holly isn’t really a head-turner. However, this girl blew me away with her service. Basically, if you are not looking for an actual massage from a gorgeous SP in an upscale studio, and are focused on just hardcore service (which I believe I now am), I highly recommend.

2) Sinderellas – Nikki

Friendly, medium/heavy build, dark-haired, pretty, very cute voice. Facilities seemed quite nice. Unfortunately, I made the classic mistake of going in a ½ hour before closing time. So although Nikki tired to put on a good show of being accommodating and non-rushed, it wasn’t a great session. Neutral – I don’t recommend either way.

3) Penthouse – Eva?

Really nice rooms and conveniently located right downtown. Spent time with Eva/Eve??? Friendly, slim build, tanned, dark haired, average/good looks. Was put into the “movie room”, where a big screen TV with movies could be watched during the session. The session was average but I was very impressed with the facilities. I recommend.

4) Kama Sutra - Lynee

Friendly, heavy build, dyed-blonde, look didn’t do it for me. Really don’t know why I stayed. Facilities did not impress and when greeted by Lynee I considered leaving. I guess I couldn’t think of a way to make a graceful exit or ask for another SP. Any tips on that anyone? Lynee has very large breasts and pretty interesting oral technique but she’s really not my cup of tea. I recommend avoiding.

5) Paradise Massage??? – ???

I don’t want to be slanderous so I have to caveat this information with the fact that I’m not sure about the studio name and completely forgot the SP’s name as well. The studio is on the East side 3-4 blocks Northeast of Kama Sutra. It’s next to a bar/restaurant. Please correct me if you know the studio name. Again, I don’t know why I stayed. Although it had a Jacuzzi, the room had a cold, dark, dingy feel to it. It wasn’t pleasant to be in. The SP was a little, light haired, waifish thing. Pretty, but almost uncomfortably too young girlish looking. Wasn’t a good session. I recommend avoiding.

Overall, Edmonton kicks ass on Calgary for the selection of MP’s available. Something everyone here probably already knows. However, after all my field research (and a heavy investment in funds) I can only recommend Holly as an SP and Penthouse as a MP. If any Edmonton regulars can recommend another gal like Holly or other facilities like Penthouse, I’m all ears. It was a rather fun experience visiting all these places without any background info, but the next time I visit I’d want my funds to be spent more efficiently.

On a side note, I visited Chez Pierre???, a downtown strip club. Boy what a mistake. Granted it was a weeknight, but paying $10 for 2 little cups of pop, sitting around waiting with 4 other guys, while the 2 girls working were away giving private dances to other customers, is not my idea of a good time. The fact that there wasn’t even a general stage show for the waiting customers is ludicrous. I left after 15 minutes of absolute nothing.

 

[Jimmi J]

Holly is the only one I can comment really on as I have met her and she is an amazing woman! As for Paradise it is the right name and your sentiments are correct people should stay away from that place it's scary

 

[Unregistered]

Tks for your reviews. Hope you come visit again and give us som more reviews.