Nicole Washman
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Jane and Arlene are outside their
nursing home, having a drink and
a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off
the end, puts I t over her cigarette,
and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my
cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any
pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles
herself into the local pharmacy
and announces to the pharmacist
that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously
embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely (she is mpter all, over 80
years of age), but very delicately
asks what brand of condom she
prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as
it fits on a Camel."
nursing home, having a drink and
a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off
the end, puts I t over her cigarette,
and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my
cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any
pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles
herself into the local pharmacy
and announces to the pharmacist
that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously
embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely (she is mpter all, over 80
years of age), but very delicately
asks what brand of condom she
prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as
it fits on a Camel."