A few jokes.

[Katrina]

1st joke was the best one Lol

 

[Uneducated Voter]

4th One was good.
:lmao:
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[Pompal 09.]

was alright but wasent really that funny sorry:banghead:

 

[JoDee.]

: the 1st one was my fav :clap

 

[Pedro]

Really funny~!!:clap

 

[Fnordian]

lol nice joke................

 

[I have a bear spot]

those are great *reps for you* :clap

 

[hebiqpky]

In a resturant, a gentleman asks a waiter to take a bottle of wine over to an attractive woman who's dining alone.
The woman regards the wine coolly for a second, then sends a note to the man, which says: For me to accept this bottle of wine,you must have a Mercedes in your garage, £1 million in the bank and seven inches in your pants.
The man composes a note in return, saying: I have a Ferrari, a BMW, a Mercedes and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over £20 million in my bank account. But - not even for a woman as beautiful as you - would I cut off three inches. Please send the bottle back.

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A wife asks her husband where he wants to go on holiday this year.
"Somewhere I've never been before" he says.
So the wife replies: "How about the kitchen?"

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What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We'll have to get some support or people will think we're nuts"

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What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in but it's a shame to pull it out.

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A hopeful husband sraers stroking his wife in bed, but she says: "Sorry, I have a gynaecologists appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh"
Rejected, the husband turns over. But a few minutes later he rolls back again and begins stroking his wife again. This time he asks: Do you have a dentists appointment tomorrow too?

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Why did god make man before woman?
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