A few random...

[TooscoloWer]

lol nice joke.........

 

[Natalie Blackmore]

I love your siggy

 

[Donnleigel]

those are funny there...thanks for the chuckle:clap

 

[Kim C]

Yo mama's so stupid, when yo daddy suggested doggie-style, she lay down on the driveway and licked her balls.

There was an old girl from the Azores

whos c.u.n.t was covered in sores

even the dogs in the street

wouldn't sniff the green meat

that hung in great chunks

from her drawers

The parish commission at Roylette
Bought their vicar a pristine new toilet.
But he still voids his bowels
On a heap of old towels,
He's so very reluctant to soil it.


Mary had a little lamb,
The news made every front page,
With pictures of her being taken to jail,
Cause you see, he was under age.


There once was an apple-cheeked runt
Who was welcomed with joy at the Front.
This God's gift to he-men
Prevented spilled semen,
For his ass was tattooed like a c.u.n.t