A few things .......

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A FEW THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 20 YEARS TO LEARN (from the person that wrote this)

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

A person, who is nice to you but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.
This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine ....... they start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the cr*p out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. [sm=hidesbehindsofa.gif]

FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge e*ec*io*s and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

[Melericher]

Very good Wendy. I particularly like this one.

A person, who is nice to you but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.
This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

It's an easy way to spot someone's Arrogance Quotient.

Sharonx

 

[karma is a bitch!!]

Sharon

Yes, I totally agree and I have observed many an arrogant person in a restaurant!!!! []

(Maybe some of these 'things' aren't exactly a joke and don't warrant being included in this thread - I'll go down the route 'many a true word is spoken in jest').

Wendy