So....as chronicled in this thread...
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=200946
...I had been giving the whole MPA thing thought as a means to perhaps cut down on my, dare I say compulsive, fucking around at every opportunity. My thinking is at those times I get an itch that my GF isn't available to scratch, this would make a good substitute.
Well, I hadn't thought of yesterday as the definitive start date for all this, but a combination of events topped off with my GF having a family emergency and having to bail on our plans lead me to feel like I deserved a reward for having endured what had been a fairly crappy day.
Based on the counsel provided in the above references thread, I made a call to "Chang's" even though I spent much of the day trying to access their apparently dead web page. I asked feedback regarding the availability of "Shirley", ended up speaking to "Shirley", was told the time I suggested was not available, and had my request for available times answered with a suggestion that I just call tomorrow.
Ok.
I then called "Independent Sarah" based on the other recommendation. Reached her on the first try, had a brief conversation (lovely accent), and then she promised to call me right back with her actual address, which she did (I am guessing this is standard protocol??).
I arrived at the provided address at the appointed hour (it is always interesting to see what other people think of as "downtown" - I wouldn't call her neighborhood "downtown", but I suppose that if you live in Burlington or Oshawa it might be...like her website says, it is very accessible by TTC, and it is NOT walking distance from the "downtown" hotels, which is essentially where I live) and was a wee bit put off...it wasn't what I was expecting, but hell, I KNEW this wasn't going to be like going to the Spa at the Four Seasons, so I got over myself (Note: To be fair, I am NOT saying anything was necessarily WRONG...hell, if you are a regular at this sort of thing you have probably seen it all...just that I am not and had not).
I went downstairs as directed, again found myself needing to push past my own uptight preconceived notions, and knocked on the door. I was greeted by a quite short, quite petite, and...at that moment...rather plain looking woman in a T-shirt and blue jeans.
Be cool MLAM...be cool...ride this out...its only $150 if it goes badly...and she comes highly recommended.
I step into a room that I would describe as reflecting someone best efforts to make the best silk purse out of a sows ear that they could, remove my clothes (I was not offered a shower, and when I did visit the WC, there was none) and decided to speak up about the one thing I will say is something you gentle readers should know.
The room was warm. Not hot...but it was warm. As in not air conditioned. Now...I am a big guy...a big, sweaty guy. But even when I was at my most fit, I still sweated like a pig (interestingly enough, so does my personal trainer...who is pretty damn fit, being a body builder and all...we joke about it all the time). So....I was sweating, and not feeling real good about things so far (Be cool MLAM....Be cool...). I would NOT have wanted to be there on a warmer day. That said, my request for a fan and a towel were both responded to quickly and cheerfully, and once both the fan was going and the sun went down, everything was more than fine. In summary, this issue would not keep me from returning, but I wouldn't ever go before sundown, or on a particularly hot day. You probably are not quite the big sweaty man I am, so maybe it would not be an issue for you.
When Sarah returned, she was dressed in some nice lingerie and did in fact look more like the gal in her website pictures (she would later explain that she didn't expect me so quickly...that everyone is always late, so my being precisely on time was a surprise). I am quite pleasantly surprised that while quite petite, she is not "bony"...it would appear that her claim of being a "fit" person in her ad is accurate. She isn't muscular at all (so if that is a concern, do not be)...I would describe her as looking more like a bikini model, sans big fake tits (yeah...the tits...small and absolutely natural...in case that is relevant to you).
From there Sarah proceeded with a "massage"...of sorts (no, I guess you don't go see an MPA for a massage do you? LOL), and then things got...awkward. Let me try to explain..
See...this is the first time I had done anything like this..so I did not know what to expect, really. And...somewhat to my surprise, Sarah neither asked what I wanted at the beginning of the session (not even how long a session I wanted) nor did she offer a tutorial. So...I was a bit clueless. I am sure the poor girl was like "wtf is the deal with this guy", and probably more than once thought I was LE...lol.
Sarah proceeded with the massage, doing things that I suspect were supposed to be clues for me to take some action of my own (like...undressing...lol)...and then finally she just flat out asked me "isn't there something you want to show me?"
Ummm...ahh...yeah...I suppose that is why I am here...lol. Except we were clearly on a path different than what I had been expecting...or...to be honest...wanting. There hadn't been NEARLY as much relaxing, or sensuous touch as I would have liked, and if we were going to be proceeding to "the finish" so quickly, well...I am not sure exactly how she planned to keep stroking for 30 minutes, because for $150 I wasn't going to blow my nut until then damn it, but she is a professional and presumably experienced at her craft, so...
That isn't what happened...but then...you knew that, didn't you?
What did happen was a series of things that you sure as fuck can't get at the Four Season Spa, and that I actually was neither expecting nor wanting, but I am a heterosexual male, and at the time I was one with a now hard dick, so no complaints were issued by me. I tried to follow her lead...and again, I am sure more than once she thought to herself "what is the deal with this guy??", but finally at some point I decided to seize what seemed like a very obvious opportunity to "return the favor" that was being performed. I honestly don't know if that was on the menu or not...she made a remark about me being a "bad boy"...which she then followed with a comment about her being a "bad girl" for making it possible for it to happen, but she sure as hell didn't stop me or issue complainants of her own.
30 minutes later, the deed was done. Sarah remained quite pleasant and polite, offered a towel, etc.
In summary, a very nice gal, quite attractive, and probably quite friendly (I wasn't doing much talking, which probably didn't help things at all). I certainly cannot say that I did not have a good time...I did. And I think I can say that for those of you who are more experienced at this, and ARE wanting the things that are apparently available in this aspect of the hobby, you will be pleased.
I can now see what you guys get out of it, and why you do it...because up until then, I just didn't understand how the fuck a $200 hand job made any sense. I am a bit more clear now.
Will I go back? Sigh....I could see how if you became a regular and developed a rapport this sort of thing could be a AWFUL lot of fun...and I could also see how it can be as addicting as some of you say it is.
No I am not prepared to swear I will never be back. Shit...now that I know what is available and now also know where I can get it...no, I cannot swear that there will never be a drunken, lonely, horny night during which I will not make the trip. While my frame of reference is VERY limited, I would say that Sarah does what she does well, and I recommend her for those of you who want that.
But it isn't what I wanted. I didn't have buyers remorse...but I was less satisfied than I had hoped to be...if that somehow makes sense.
Please note this is NOT a "bad review"...nothing "bad" took place at all. I had a quite good time.
Just not the time I was looking for.
Is Chang's website working yet??
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=200946
...I had been giving the whole MPA thing thought as a means to perhaps cut down on my, dare I say compulsive, fucking around at every opportunity. My thinking is at those times I get an itch that my GF isn't available to scratch, this would make a good substitute.
Well, I hadn't thought of yesterday as the definitive start date for all this, but a combination of events topped off with my GF having a family emergency and having to bail on our plans lead me to feel like I deserved a reward for having endured what had been a fairly crappy day.
Based on the counsel provided in the above references thread, I made a call to "Chang's" even though I spent much of the day trying to access their apparently dead web page. I asked feedback regarding the availability of "Shirley", ended up speaking to "Shirley", was told the time I suggested was not available, and had my request for available times answered with a suggestion that I just call tomorrow.
Ok.
I then called "Independent Sarah" based on the other recommendation. Reached her on the first try, had a brief conversation (lovely accent), and then she promised to call me right back with her actual address, which she did (I am guessing this is standard protocol??).
I arrived at the provided address at the appointed hour (it is always interesting to see what other people think of as "downtown" - I wouldn't call her neighborhood "downtown", but I suppose that if you live in Burlington or Oshawa it might be...like her website says, it is very accessible by TTC, and it is NOT walking distance from the "downtown" hotels, which is essentially where I live) and was a wee bit put off...it wasn't what I was expecting, but hell, I KNEW this wasn't going to be like going to the Spa at the Four Seasons, so I got over myself (Note: To be fair, I am NOT saying anything was necessarily WRONG...hell, if you are a regular at this sort of thing you have probably seen it all...just that I am not and had not).
I went downstairs as directed, again found myself needing to push past my own uptight preconceived notions, and knocked on the door. I was greeted by a quite short, quite petite, and...at that moment...rather plain looking woman in a T-shirt and blue jeans.
Be cool MLAM...be cool...ride this out...its only $150 if it goes badly...and she comes highly recommended.
I step into a room that I would describe as reflecting someone best efforts to make the best silk purse out of a sows ear that they could, remove my clothes (I was not offered a shower, and when I did visit the WC, there was none) and decided to speak up about the one thing I will say is something you gentle readers should know.
The room was warm. Not hot...but it was warm. As in not air conditioned. Now...I am a big guy...a big, sweaty guy. But even when I was at my most fit, I still sweated like a pig (interestingly enough, so does my personal trainer...who is pretty damn fit, being a body builder and all...we joke about it all the time). So....I was sweating, and not feeling real good about things so far (Be cool MLAM....Be cool...). I would NOT have wanted to be there on a warmer day. That said, my request for a fan and a towel were both responded to quickly and cheerfully, and once both the fan was going and the sun went down, everything was more than fine. In summary, this issue would not keep me from returning, but I wouldn't ever go before sundown, or on a particularly hot day. You probably are not quite the big sweaty man I am, so maybe it would not be an issue for you.
When Sarah returned, she was dressed in some nice lingerie and did in fact look more like the gal in her website pictures (she would later explain that she didn't expect me so quickly...that everyone is always late, so my being precisely on time was a surprise). I am quite pleasantly surprised that while quite petite, she is not "bony"...it would appear that her claim of being a "fit" person in her ad is accurate. She isn't muscular at all (so if that is a concern, do not be)...I would describe her as looking more like a bikini model, sans big fake tits (yeah...the tits...small and absolutely natural...in case that is relevant to you).
From there Sarah proceeded with a "massage"...of sorts (no, I guess you don't go see an MPA for a massage do you? LOL), and then things got...awkward. Let me try to explain..
See...this is the first time I had done anything like this..so I did not know what to expect, really. And...somewhat to my surprise, Sarah neither asked what I wanted at the beginning of the session (not even how long a session I wanted) nor did she offer a tutorial. So...I was a bit clueless. I am sure the poor girl was like "wtf is the deal with this guy", and probably more than once thought I was LE...lol.
Sarah proceeded with the massage, doing things that I suspect were supposed to be clues for me to take some action of my own (like...undressing...lol)...and then finally she just flat out asked me "isn't there something you want to show me?"
Ummm...ahh...yeah...I suppose that is why I am here...lol. Except we were clearly on a path different than what I had been expecting...or...to be honest...wanting. There hadn't been NEARLY as much relaxing, or sensuous touch as I would have liked, and if we were going to be proceeding to "the finish" so quickly, well...I am not sure exactly how she planned to keep stroking for 30 minutes, because for $150 I wasn't going to blow my nut until then damn it, but she is a professional and presumably experienced at her craft, so...
That isn't what happened...but then...you knew that, didn't you?
What did happen was a series of things that you sure as fuck can't get at the Four Season Spa, and that I actually was neither expecting nor wanting, but I am a heterosexual male, and at the time I was one with a now hard dick, so no complaints were issued by me. I tried to follow her lead...and again, I am sure more than once she thought to herself "what is the deal with this guy??", but finally at some point I decided to seize what seemed like a very obvious opportunity to "return the favor" that was being performed. I honestly don't know if that was on the menu or not...she made a remark about me being a "bad boy"...which she then followed with a comment about her being a "bad girl" for making it possible for it to happen, but she sure as hell didn't stop me or issue complainants of her own.
30 minutes later, the deed was done. Sarah remained quite pleasant and polite, offered a towel, etc.
In summary, a very nice gal, quite attractive, and probably quite friendly (I wasn't doing much talking, which probably didn't help things at all). I certainly cannot say that I did not have a good time...I did. And I think I can say that for those of you who are more experienced at this, and ARE wanting the things that are apparently available in this aspect of the hobby, you will be pleased.
I can now see what you guys get out of it, and why you do it...because up until then, I just didn't understand how the fuck a $200 hand job made any sense. I am a bit more clear now.
Will I go back? Sigh....I could see how if you became a regular and developed a rapport this sort of thing could be a AWFUL lot of fun...and I could also see how it can be as addicting as some of you say it is.
No I am not prepared to swear I will never be back. Shit...now that I know what is available and now also know where I can get it...no, I cannot swear that there will never be a drunken, lonely, horny night during which I will not make the trip. While my frame of reference is VERY limited, I would say that Sarah does what she does well, and I recommend her for those of you who want that.
But it isn't what I wanted. I didn't have buyers remorse...but I was less satisfied than I had hoped to be...if that somehow makes sense.
Please note this is NOT a "bad review"...nothing "bad" took place at all. I had a quite good time.
Just not the time I was looking for.
Is Chang's website working yet??