vowmosseelalk
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A German guy approaches a prostitute.
"I vish to buy zex vit you".
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £150 an hour".
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem", she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky";
So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs"
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees.
"Now you vil get on your hans und knees"; She duly does this, balancing on
the springs.
"You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures its harmless, and the guy is paying.
The zex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duckcaller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is
several minutes before she has
recovered the breath to say:
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that?";
Vait for it
"Ah", says the German, "Four-spring duck technique!"
"I vish to buy zex vit you".
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £150 an hour".
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem", she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky";
So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs"
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees.
"Now you vil get on your hans und knees"; She duly does this, balancing on
the springs.
"You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures its harmless, and the guy is paying.
The zex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duckcaller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is
several minutes before she has
recovered the breath to say:
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that?";
Vait for it
"Ah", says the German, "Four-spring duck technique!"