purplefruit17
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A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's
birthday.
He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available.
and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While
wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed the order and sent a
pair of panties instead.
Here's the note sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any
when we go out in the evening.
I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but your sister wears
the short ones that are easier to remove.
I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed
me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly
soiled. I let the sales girl try them on for me and she really looked
smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No
doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you
take them off, remember to blow on them before putting them away as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
And be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I
hope you like them and will wear them for me when we go out on Friday
night.
Unfortunately the saleswoman while wrapping the gloves, accidentally mixed the order and sent a pair of panties instead.
birthday.
He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available.
and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While
wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed the order and sent a
pair of panties instead.
Here's the note sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any
when we go out in the evening.
I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but your sister wears
the short ones that are easier to remove.
I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed
me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly
soiled. I let the sales girl try them on for me and she really looked
smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No
doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you
take them off, remember to blow on them before putting them away as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
And be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I
hope you like them and will wear them for me when we go out on Friday
night.
Unfortunately the saleswoman while wrapping the gloves, accidentally mixed the order and sent a pair of panties instead.