lol... here's my Kick ass joke... xD
boy: I love you.
girl: I love you too!
boy: Okay, my manager is, like, looking at me, so, yeah...I gotta go.
girl: Okay, bye.
boy: Bye.
2 hours later...the boy drives to his girlfriend's house. The boy walks up to the door and rings the bell.
girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
boy: Wassup...you ready?
girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag, and we could go, okay?
boy: Okay.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner. Once they were done eating, they headed back to the car, but before she got into the car...
boy: Wait! Can I blindfold you?
girl: Why?!
boy: It's a suprise.
girl: What kind of suprise?
boy: A big one.
girl: Okay, but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while you're driving.
boy: I promise.
girl: Okay, blind fold me...
So they drove off...and then they stoped.
boy: Okay, we're here!
girl: Where?
boy: Wait, let me walk you to the place!
girl: What place?
boy: Somewhere! (gives a kiss to her on the lips)
girl: Babe!
The boy walks her to the place.
boy: Okay...let me take the blindfold off you.
girl: Where are we?
He takes it off her, and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city. They're at the same spot where he first asked her to be his girlfriend...
girl: Oh, my God...(tears come down)
boy: Why are you crying?
girl: This is where you first asked me out...
boy: What are you doing the rest of your life?
girl: (tears come down faster)
boy: I wasn't at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
girl: What thing? (kisses him)
boy: Look down the cliff...
girl: Okay...there's a lot of pointy rocks?
boy: Yeah, there is...(pushes her off)
I was seriously laughing my ass off from that... xD