A guy took his blonde girlfriendto her first football game..

[zlnlqedf]

: @ all three jokes

 

[MitchellHill]

Ok thanks everyone :clap:clap

 

[BLee, bby.]

funny!!!!!!!

 

[ponders_99]

haha these were funny. i liked the one about the blonde and the quarmassageplanetack.​

 

[Motherhood is cool!]

the first and the third joke was really funny the second one wasnt so great!:​

 

[Tyler S]

man i must be bored as **** for reading all of that

 

[gottcha]

: good ones

 

[Adam Gough]

The 2 last ones raised a smile.

 

[metalis4ever]

yep nice jokes :clap :clap

 

[jake denz]

xDDDDDD.....Good one there.

 

[oicjyrqv]

lmao !! :clap nice ones

 

[Pompal 09.]

;3382887']: : Niiiice!

 

[Yasmine =P]

:lmao: funny!

 

[CLS]

No worrys keep up the good work
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[Thug LiFe~State Of Flux]

Thanks :

 

[mgymcrso]

Haha there funny
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[Scuby]

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarmassageplanetack! Get the quarmassageplanetack! ' I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!



A blonde tried to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles