A large load of jokes.

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Lol, A Large load of jokes..that one made me laugh my head off :lol:
 
And some shorter ones.


- A Murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the Chaplain. "Yes," replied the condemned man. "Iโ€™m scared, will you hold my hand?"


- First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.


- I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, itโ€™s only for victims.


This one was in my sig for a while:
- I canโ€™t think of anything worse, after a night of drinking, than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they are dead.
 
Be warned, you might be offended or something... I don't really know, whatev'.
Put 'em in different fonts so it'll be easier to spot them out.


FIRST:
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Indians attacked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribeโ€™s throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and youโ€™d have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldnโ€™t help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."


SECOND:
Two guys are sitting in a bar when one turns to the other and says "Heyโ€ฆdid you know this is a suicide proof building?"
"Suicide proof building? What the hell are you talking about?"
So the first guy takes him up to the roof and says "Look, Iโ€™ll show you." and he steps off the ledge. The first guy looks on in horror as the smiling man drops down, but at the last minute heโ€™s sucked inside a window.
A few minutes later heโ€™s back on the roof. "See? I told ya! The building design has a special updraft built in. Whenever anyone falls or is pushed or anything, they never even reach the ground!" To show what he means, this time he jumps again, but just to be a wise-ass he does a somersault and a swan dive, but sure enough, he gets sucked into the second story window again.
When the elevator opens up and the guy comes back onto the roof, guy number two says "You were right! thatโ€™s amazing. Think of all the accidents this could prevent! This system should be on every building in America!"
"You would think thatโ€ฆbut so far this is the only building that has it."
"Well I just have to try this!"
"Be my guest. Youโ€™re as safe as a kitten with itโ€™s mother."
So the guy steps off, and dozens of people watch in horror as he hits the pavement, falling to his death.
The first guy goes back down to the bar, shaking his head.
"Hey, bartender, gimme another whiskey."
"You know," says the bartender, "youโ€™re a real asshole when youโ€™re drunk, Superman."


THIRD:
A guyโ€™s in a bar when an older guy walks in.
The older guy says to the younger guy, "I fucked your mother."
He goes and sits down, and the younger guy keeps drinking.
A few minutes later, the older guy gets up and says, "Your mother sucked my dick."
The bartender canโ€™t believe it doesnโ€™t get a rise out of the younger guy, but he keeps drinking.
A few minutes later the older guy gets up and says, "I fucked your mother up the ass."
The younger guy says, "Pop, youโ€™re drunk. Go home."


FOURTH:
Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around him, he taught them, saying:
"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven.
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are they that mourn.
Blessed are the merciful.
Blessed are they that thirst for justice.
Blessed are you when you are persecuted.
Blessed are you when you suffer.
Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is great in Heaven."
Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
And Andrew said, "Do we have to write this down?"
And James said, "Will we have a test on this?"
And Philip said, "Does this count?"
And Bartholomew said, "Do we have to hand this in?"
And John said, "The other disciples didnโ€™t have to do this!"
And Matthew said, "Can I go to the toilet?"
And Judas said, "What does this have to do with real life?"
Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesusโ€™ Lesson Plan and enquired of Jesus,
"Where is your anticipatory set and where are your objectives in the cognitive domain?"
And Jesus wept.
 
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  47. HollywoodSpa:
    Wednesday at ๐ŸŽญ๐—›๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ๐—ช๐—ข๐—ข๐—— ๐—ฆ๐—ฃ๐—”๐ŸŽญ, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: NICOLE & SISI. โ˜Ž๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ-๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ-๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฐโ˜Ž NICOLE is petite, slim and very pretty, with C Cups , long hair & a slim waist. She has nice massage and great services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5โ€™2โ€, with a beauty ass, excellent massage, and amazing services. Come and see why she is so popular. When you visit ๐ŸŽญHollywood
  48. ForeverWarden:
    Wednesday at ๐Ÿซฆโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŸฅโ™พ๏ธ๐“•๐“ž๐“ก๐“”๐“ฅ๐“”๐“ก ๐“ข๐“Ÿ๐“โ™พ๏ธ๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ”ดโค๏ธ๐Ÿซฆ2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ-๐Ÿด๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ-๐Ÿณ๐Ÿด๐Ÿด๐Ÿณ: Bella, Cindy & Sasa. Bella is around 5โ€™3โ€ with a thin to medium build, C Cups, and a pleasing personality. She can offer dfk, bbbj and cfs as well as a good massage experience. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ€™4โ€, natural C Cups. Her massage is nice, her services will drive you wild & her finish is a dream
  49. HolidaySpa:
    Wednesday at ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒ…๐“—๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ช๐”‚ ๐“ข๐“น๐“ช๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒด3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ-๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿณ-๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿตโ˜Ž๏ธ: EMILY, KIKI & CINDY. EMILY is a VERY tiny petite SPINNER superstar of the highest quality. Emily has a pretty face, natural A Cups, slim waist, and a lovely spinner bottom, topped off with the very best of services. Kiki is very attractive, young, about 5โ€™4โ€ and 110 Lbs., slim with a banging body.
  50. SugarLoveSpa:
    Wednesday at โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œโŽ๐—ฆ๐—จ๐—š๐—”๐—ฅ ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—ฃ๐—”โŽ ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’˜: ELLA, LISA, SUSAN & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ˜Ž ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ-๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฑ-๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿด๐Ÿด โ˜Ž ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5โ€™1โ€ with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude. LISA is a cute & petite Thai/Chinese mixed beauty with decent massage skills and liberal services.
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