A letter to technical support

[GenesisAnswers]

lmao
so techy. :hmm:

 

[Smark]

LMAOOOOO good one.
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[k8 n]

lol, love it. :

 

[REALIST L]

Lmao, cracked me up. ​

 

[Filthy_CAt]

That's a really clever joke well done :

 

[seaDG]

Dear Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded software Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. Since then I noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

To make matters worse, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable software, such as Personal Attention 6.7 and Romance 9.0, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

In addition, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I have already tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate



Dear Desperate:

Try to keep it in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command:
C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 5.0. Please be careful, since overuse of this solution can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly WAV files and other problems.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program. Its limitations are a limited memory and problems with learning new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

P.S Our dear men,don't take it too seriously.