A long overdue review!!

[Q.B]

Howdy boys

OK - here is the very long review I have waited a very long time to post! I have seen many providers and am finally sharing the wealth.

Adam and Eve - Now on Broadway
great deal for the money especially if you go before 12:30 when the rates go up.

Kimmy - amazing and almost perfection, loves her job and you can tell. Everything is perky and wonderful. She is the first choice for this location.

Samantha is also awesome, very pert chest and loves her work and tries any position you want and will show you her favs.

Amy - cute and all that but just not into her work.....'nuf said.

Danicka - awesomely sweet. she cuddles and slides right up to you, a little flat but makes up for it in many other ways.

Emma - awesome body and and awesome experience - a duo with her and Kimmy would be heaven.

Sarah, a little chubby in person but still worth your time and she is also good at her job.

Overall, A&E rocks!!!

Onto some privates:

Shakra - located downtown, she is an older lady 40'ish but in good shape. She offers tantric massage with use of hands only. Topless is a must with this lady. If you don't want the full meal deal, she is the first choice - the massage is awaesome and definitely non-rushed. Be polite about her limits and it will be worth it.

Haley on the westside - she goes by a couple of names - the massage is great and she has a body that will not quit, she is a very sweet gal. Will provide the full happy meal but it costs....having said that, it is worth every penny.

Cathy - older lady - the massage is lame but if you want it all for .8 then this is the place to go - but don't expect anything exciting....just pretty much like a fish but at least a cheap fish.

Brandee Lee - heavier gal but she doesn't try and hide this. Downside is that it is a crappy house on the eastside and just ain't that nice. She does a good job tho' so for the price I guess there is no complaining but you are better off having a shower elsewhere.

Denise - massage downtown near gastown. Frnch lady that gives an awesome nude massage. Everything is touchable and she is well worth the cash. Not a full meal deal but DATY can be had and is worth it.


Katrine on the west side near point grey. A little older but BBBJ is part of the deal and the service is great. Definitely worth seeing and check her website.

Sabina in Burnaby. Photos on her site don't quite do her justice - she is European and open minded and just fun and likes her job. Nice clean apartment, shower before and after.

Alexis in Kits - hard to get in touch with her and expensive.....but DAMN!!!

Ms. Kitty in BBY - older woman with large ones that are real....she knows what she likes and is not afraid to share that with you. Only works certain days of the week but gents I recommend her.

Kristy in NorthVan - expensive but if you want to treat yourself, go to her house and get your socks rocked off.....worth every penny.

Lynn in Surrey - older woman thatn tries hard and if you are in a hurry, I guess it is worth it......

Victoria's lingerie, also markets herself under another name - she is hot and I have not had the full meal deal cuz the prices are frickin ridiculous.

Honey in BBY - near metrotown - spend the cash for the half hour, her website says it all and it is all awesome!!! If I was ever gonna be a regular, this would be it.

For drop by's Le Mystique on W 8th always some attractive hostesses there and they have all been worth the effort for half an hour.

OK boys, that's all I have for today, more adventures and reviews as I remember them. Of course, I will try and keep things up to date!.

 

[manu4live]

Duck, dude, here comes the obligatory slating for posting in the wrong section.

 

[moondog]

Dammit dammit dammit - I knew I clicked the wrong damn button - OK lads be nice and at least read the advice before you kick me in the cajones!

 

[? Mrs. D?]

I do a search for new posts and look at what I want. Easier than looking at every section.

 

[Navywife0827]

i love the mall

That was an amazing summary. Thanks dude. Denise the French massage in Gastown intrigues me. Can you tell me how to get hold of this lovely?

Thanks

 

[Alexa]

Nothing but ads!

 

[newroom]

Gastown is Denis at 604-839-4836

.....as for these being all ads (not directed at you goonybird) calling someone a lame fish is hardly an ad!

 

[T.F.C]

by haley do you mean the luticia haley?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Indeed I do.

She also goes by Keira Crofton

 

[Angel D]

Thanks for the reviews. I was interested to see that if you could choose one to be a regular you'd choose Honey. You must get better mileage than a lot of other guys so good on you. Thanks for sharing the information.

I gotta admit that your name had me laughing. I was looking at your handle for the longest time thinking "Are you talking about a particular mall or do you just like shopping?" then it hit me... DOH!

 

[solstice_baby]

Thanks for all this, but it's a little thin on details and info in many cases.
Would you consider this an outline/to-do list for future reviews, and then elaborate on each of these women in sepeate threads?
Thnks for litening.

 

[AnteSavant]

Full marks to hard at work and Sydney for getting the name, Syd, I've always thought you were wonderful from the first time I saw you many years ago!

Hey Herb, sorry they were a little thin, if you want the nasty bits on anyone in particular, let me know!!

 

[RosaMario]

Hello Alexis - yes I meant you! I confuse easily and it was awesome to see you again as well!!! I tell ya, the brain gets more addled each year.....

and with the obligatory review of Alexis' most recent performance......does fanfuckingtastic summarize it for all you guys out there???