A monkey

[Regina George]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
>and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The monkey
>says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
>
>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few

>joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
>get adrink from the river.
>
>The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
>river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him

>to the side,then asks the lizard, "whats the matter with you?"
>
>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
>with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river
>while taking a drink.
>
>The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
>finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks
>up and says "hey you!"
>
>The Monkey looks down and says "blimey dude.......how much water did you
>drink?!!"


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[Lttlehrse]

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