A New Record For Lucy & The Sidewinder!

[^~Tobi~^]

I'm still totally amazed by this!

Yesterday, Fabulous Lucy of lucysmassage.com got me off huge 4 TIMES IN ONE SESSION! I've never done that before with anyone, anywhere, and as it happens neither has she.

To be fair, it was a 3 hour session, and we did break halfway for some sushi and iced green tea. But wow, talk about value, and fun and the whole darned thing!!

My only complaint was that Lucy kept repeating that first song on Norah Jone's 3rd album. She called it her "jack off song." The rhythm didn't do too much for me...but that's OK, still Lucy prevailed with her golden touch....

For sure we've got to get her nominated again for that annual bull milking award from Island Farms Dairy.

Milk a bull
Milk a bull
There's only one tit
And it's hard to pull!

 

[Sexual Predator]

A New Record For Lucy & The Sidewinder!

CONGRATS to both of you. I'd settle for one-quarter....

 

[Linni]

A New Record For Lucy & The Sidewinder!

Wow !! Sidewinder...please tell us you are in your early 20's, full of testosterone and perhaps medicated with viagra !! For if you are around 50, I will be so damn envious. Mind you, being with Lucy is more effective than viagra and ciallis put together. Great story....thanks for sharing.

 

[eric b.]

A New Record For Lucy & The Sidewinder!

Thanks for the compliment, Irishlad, however I'm nearly 55. And I only use viagra occasionally to keep me from rolling out of bed. BTW Lucy mentioned your name while I was "receiving therapy."

The good news is that she really likes you too. I suppose that puts us in some kind of polyandrous relationship, though not simultaneously, but it does give pause for consideration of how many happy men a reputable sexworker can sustain...

 

[TokioHotelFan13]

A New Record For Lucy & The Sidewinder!

Quick! I think there's still time to establish "Getting Him Off" as a competition in the 2010 Winter Olympics. With Lucy (in a snow bunny hat and boots) and Sidewinder as the Canadian team. It may be the only time in Olympics history that the same team cops the Gold, Silver and Bronze.

 

[Kookie]

A New Record For Lucy & The Sidewinder!

I would much rather volunteer;to serve up the rimmers,to every fine young lady figure skater.
Katerina Witt to Jamie Sale,I would rim them all.

I'm just spellbound;when the ladies skate backwards,with their ass' perked up & their skirts fluttering in the air.
I must beg your pardon,but it gives me a hardon.

Englebert Humperdink

 

[Alfredy]

A New Record For Lucy & The Sidewinder!

We're building up to quite the cheering section, Sports Fans!