A new type of Club, what do you think?

[Earl D]

Not sure if this is the right forumn or not, Fred feel free to move this post....

I have had an epiphany and it goes something like this:

My idea incorporates the three hobbies, into one Executive Members only club.
A little bit Country Club-[gentlemen only] , A little bit Masonic Lodge-[very secretive], and a lot of fun like the Mustang Ranch-[. ]
You would start your visit off with a few cocktails while discussing business, in a very upscale surrounding. As the libations kicked in you would have the services available of either the MPA, or the SP. Of course, the lap dance would be offered at new levels of service. Lets face it we All, have different tastes.
I am sure this type of club would close many a business deal, and would be the talk of the town.

Reality check- due to the legalities, I am sure a garden of Eden like this would never exist. Or would it be possible? I for one would love to discuss the viability of this new business venture, I know legally we could not offer the SP part due to Common Body house charges, but what about a Strip club that offered massages??

Just a very cool dream I had. Any thoughts?

 

[zara]

I think you have too much time on your hands......lol

I only wish that could become a reality

 

[PossiblyNotMaybe]

Like I said in my post...willing to write a business plan,heh heh.
The fine line of Genius is insanity, I try to to stay sane but my mind wanders from time to time!

 

[Alion]

If what you are smokin' is to ganja what Chivas Regal is to scotch...

...where can I get some?

For research on a case I am working on, of course!

Perry

 

[midnight_ashes]

Here is a thought by a boat and drive out into international water in lake Ontario. There is appearantly 40 feet of it straight down the border line. ANYTHING GOs. That what that Greek guy use to do out of Miami before he was murdered. Great business. What about on an Native Canadian Reserve I know certain laws do not apply. Worth looking into. If you need a recruiter for the lovelies I am great at interviewing and training LOL.

Let me know and we can hash out a business plan maybe over drinks at a SC.

Kurt

 

[Jane Marple]

First thing I thought about the Reserve idea was the great GJ's= Gun Jobs.
No offence directed at anyone! We are equal opportunity employers.

Seriously that sounds like a path worth exploring, the Reserve idea that is. I wouldn't be able to keep the boat within the 40 foot stretch with all the eye candy on board! And we would surely have a lot of company with the lurkers outside the 40 foot limits!!! HAHA

 

[lakersfan]

Just returned from my lunch time workout and about half-way through my 20 minutes on the treadmill I found myself day-dreaming about the very same thing. My take on it was to "expand" the services offered at my fitness club.

Imagine having the same quality and customer service that comes along with a reputable private club (ie. fitness, golf or country club) applied to our favourite hobby. Yearly membership dues would include all club facilities and services and better still we could write the cost off!

If we can solve the legal issues, all that's left is raising a few bucks, developing a sound business plan and executing.

I'm in.

later,
h4p

 

[Tatiana Alveal [Peace.]]

Actually someone was planning something to that effect called the Bunny Ranch in Newmarket.....dunno what happened....

 

[sst]

That was Gum Jobs BTW.

H24 and others, we already have an extensive client base here on the board.

"It's worth the drive to Acton" would have a whole new marketing angle.

Lets stretch the depth of our imaginations and see what other amenities we can add to this Club Nuveau.

 

[No can do Obama!]

It exists as swinger clubs -- i.e. Club Prive. They even had a boat cruise and have regular functions. A year-round ongoing club would end up on the wrong side of the law or out of business methinks.

 

[yuehan]

For a generous fee I can research the legalities... I think this is the case I was saying I am researching!

I have been around for a while, so I have heard this fantasy before. It is a theme with many variations! So keep on spinning, guys, it'll be fun to see the cloth you weave with this thread!

But coming back to reality, I remember there was (is?) a firm that will take you on a charter cruise* with the lady/ladies, food, drink, etc. of your choice running from the Virgin (sic!) Islands -- can't remember if US, British or what...

And another form of reality is that you can do all these things at a wild house party! Don't forget to invite me. I'll bring the Chivas Regal!

Perry

* Reminds me of a Belle Barth quote I have posted before: "A cruise around the world is not a trip."

And, a question for Kurt: if you are going to hash out this business plan, why do you need drinks? Isn't that overkill? Or are you talking about Orange Crush?

 

[sarci]

OK I don't know if this was bogus but I play volleyball with a few pigs (LE) nice guys they know the best MP's in the city. They were telling me that its legal to have sex with a woman and not pay for the act(s) but pay to get a video tape of the session.
That how the porno industry gets around the archaic laws in Ontario.

Can anyone confirm because if that is the case we can set cameras and VCR's in every room and charge for video sessions and then we can charge a fee to destroy the tape.

Man what a plae to run. Some mansion in the outskirts of the city
like the bordellos in the US. Count me in man.

Kurt

 

[coolette22]

I did mean hash as in discuss and Orange Grush.

I was also trying to figure what a GUN JOB was thanks for clarifying.

Kurt

 

[SkepDoc 2.0]

You've heard of bullshit?

Well, that is pig shit! And it has a higher smell quotient!

Perry

 

[ChristianS]

Damondean- Club Prive is a year long club with functions every week. Check out their site @ clubprive.com. Not my idea of an upscale club, have you been there? The women, shall we say, are not my idea of upscale.

Perry and Kurt...the cruise costs alone are 10 times the membership dues, i was thin king of charging. Kurt, interesting point, video. Hmm, sounds like an off shoot company that would fund the maintenance and upkeep of the Mansion- i think I'll change my name to Hugh as in Hef

Keep the idea's flowing, I think that this would be a great conversation starter at the next massageplanet.net BBQ!

 

[deteragram]

I would smoke and ganja on the same level of chivis regal ( no offense to the massageplanet.netite)

I would probably choke

 

[Alice D]

Or perhaps a club that doubled as an adult movie production company. Talent scouts roam the bar section, and offer auditions.....

 

[dont-tread-on-me]

Years ago I had the same though, but based on a Tea/Coffee shop.

You order your coffee - White, Sweet and in a small glass. pay $150.00 to have the coffee served in a sitting room.

The waitress, would be as discribed.

So, double Black, sweet and bitchy in two cups.
- 2 ebony waitress
or off white sweet, in a small cup, with rice.
- petite asian small cups
or white, bitter and bitchy - MY WIFE Doh!

any takers?

 

[Arlanymor]

I thought it was too easy the boys in blue like to
make fun of non-le but they
do have good info on SP and MP.

LE got me into the hobby actually.

LOL

Keep brainstorming Regal we can start our own secret organization massageplanet.net CUTTERS like the stone Cutter on the Simpson's.

Fred or Shiek can be the President
No feedback from any MPA I see.
I guess they don't want to be in our club.

Kurt

 

[DaMan]

You sound incoherent today!

You must have taken Romeo's advice and gone to Chang's last night: must have enervated you!

Perry

ps. Please clarify you handle for me? I know what 618 is, but what is 61318?