Pompal 09.
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A guy sits in a bar, and he see a pirate with a wooden leg, a hook instead of an arm and an eyepatch.
The curious guy walk to the pirate and ask em how he got all these injuries, the pirate tells em:
"I fell into the ocean once and a shark took my leg thats why I got a wooden leg, I fought a crocodile and he took my arm, thats why i got the hook, and a a bird things into my eye so i got an eyepatch..."
the guy asks em: "Wait, you lost your eye because of bird things?"
The pirate answer: "No, just on that day I got the hook and I wasnt used to it"
The curious guy walk to the pirate and ask em how he got all these injuries, the pirate tells em:
"I fell into the ocean once and a shark took my leg thats why I got a wooden leg, I fought a crocodile and he took my arm, thats why i got the hook, and a a bird things into my eye so i got an eyepatch..."
the guy asks em: "Wait, you lost your eye because of bird things?"
The pirate answer: "No, just on that day I got the hook and I wasnt used to it"