amberaewmu
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A Wee Scots Tale.
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water Reviewom a Highland burn on the St Andrew's course.
The groundskeeper shouts: "Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!"
The golfer replies: "My Good fellow, I'm Reviewom England. Could you repeat that for me, in English!?'
The keeper replies: "I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!"
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water Reviewom a Highland burn on the St Andrew's course.
The groundskeeper shouts: "Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!"
The golfer replies: "My Good fellow, I'm Reviewom England. Could you repeat that for me, in English!?'
The keeper replies: "I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!"