A Taxi Driver's Lament

[Freelancer]

Mr and Mrs Glumchitch were going out for the evening.
So they get ready, and whilst waiting for the taxi, Mr G. puts Pootles Glumchitch, the dog, out.

They hear the Taxi turning into the road and open their front door to leave.

Pootles G. takes this opportunity to dash back inside.

Mrs G. gets into taxi, but as they don't want the dog shut in the house, Mr G. goes upstairs to chase the her out.

Mrs G. being a crafty Glumchitch and not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, Mr G. into the cab, all hot and sweaty, red in the face, with bite marks on his wrist and scratches on his nose.

"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a broom to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She'd better not **** in the vegetable patch again either!"