Pompal 09.
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In a blinding flash of light an angel appears at a church service and says ti the vicar: "Because of your holiness, the Lord has decided to reward you with infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Which one would you like?"
Without any hesitation, the vicar chooses infinite wisdom.
"It is done", says the angel, and disappears in a translucent dazzling cloud.
Everyone's gaze shifts towards the vicar, who is sitting peacefully, bathed in a halo of light.
Eventually, one of the congregation whispers in awe: " Say something, Vicar."
The vicar ponders, then looks at them and says: "I should've taken the money."
Without any hesitation, the vicar chooses infinite wisdom.
"It is done", says the angel, and disappears in a translucent dazzling cloud.
Everyone's gaze shifts towards the vicar, who is sitting peacefully, bathed in a halo of light.
Eventually, one of the congregation whispers in awe: " Say something, Vicar."
The vicar ponders, then looks at them and says: "I should've taken the money."