A visit to the Doctors

[wOoTS uP]

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken
For the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
Before the senior lady replied,
"I 'm wondering, then,
Just how serious is my condition
Because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks are the
best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it
would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:"You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,
no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
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An older gentleman was on the operating table
Awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
A renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
He asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it? "
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best
And just remember, if it doesn't go well,
If something happens to me,
Your mother is going to come and
Live with you and your wife...."

 

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