A wet fart ruined my fucking day...seriously

[IronHearted]

I usually visit my massage lady and get my ass rubbed good before I visit expensive Asian escort, because she usually helped my muscles relax so I perform better later on. Also I would take a dump and shower before my massage and take another shower afterwards to freshen up, but this time I had no time to book appointment, so I skipped the massage.

So I got to this incall location, which was like 40 minutes earlier, and I felt something in my ass, and I let out a confident fart...immediate I knew something was wrong, it was kind of a wet one, though I couldn't be 100% sure...my hope was it didn't stain my expensive Calvin Klein underwear...so I went to a hotel bathroom cross the street to check it out, turned out it did stain my underwear, making two spots yellow, small yet noticeable, I tried to get them off with no avail. I was afraid the girl would see it and that totally killed my horny mood. Then I thought about going commando, but that would be weird and she might ask questions. So when I finally met the girl, I took off my pants quickly, so did she, which was not my normal routine at all - usually I would strip down the girl myself and pin her down the bed and grab her all over for 5 minutes before we head to shower together, the session went downhill from there...also she wasn't really my type...

Note to myself, next time store a brand new pair of underpants in the car so when you shit your pants, you don't have to worry.

 

[Chippity]

Lol. Always good to keep a gym bag in the trunk. Shit happens.

 

[snoopdoggie]

You guys should be on Saturday Night Live.

 

[Tsaps]

Too funny.

 

[topo112]

When i arrived too early at an incall location And don’t feel comfortable, i go to any Timmy’s or Mc Donalds, go to the washroom and wait... many times i fart and sometimes i poo. I buy a coffee and check google maps to make sure i’m in the right place.

 

[felixami]

Live and learn. Sometimes life throws you a curve ball. That's ok. You'll be better prepared next time and more experienced. I am sure there is an anthropological benefit here.

 

[Fakes125]

Before I thought the masseuse ruined your day by wet farting

 

[snoopdoggie]

Before I thought the masseuse ruined your day by wet farting

That's what I thought as well, when I saw the thread title.