A wife's Revenge

[Giovanna]

A man decided to leave his wife for another woman. Before going off on a vacation with his new love, he asked his wife to pack her bags and leave before he got back in three days. :

She spent the first day packing. Second day, movers came and collected her things. Third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on soft music, and feasted on shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of wine.

When she finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of all the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. hyeah:

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rats, and carpets were steam cleaned. NOTHING worked!

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they had to take a huge loan from the bank to purchase a new place.

Then one day, the ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth.

A week later, the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack every thing to take to their new home, including........... the curtain rods. :rofl: