Absolute Discretion

[NeareWawecott]

Hi all:

I've been an occasional lurker on this site for some time, not really for research purposes, more for the vicarious thrill of hearing about the adventures of you fellows. But due to my less than ideal domestic circumstances, I am close to plucking up the courage to actually partake in the services of one of the lovely lasses out there.

My problem is that I can only participate if absolute discretion is assured. I occasionally appear on television, not that I'm famous or anything, but it is uncanny how often complete strangers will come up to me in restaurants, etc. So when I read something about guys hanging around in the foyer waiting for their appointments, it makes me extremely nervous that I may be recognized. My stingy wife is also insanely jealous, so if she finds out I'll probably end up in hospital, or the front page of the Sun.

So my question to you experts is, have you visited any establishments that really impressed you with their discretion? Any advice for a clandestine "Mission Impossible" type of approach that will minimize the risk of detection?

Many thanks in advance for your council.

 

[Chris]

I'm sure a place like HFH, SRM, Allure or Platinum, would be willing to accomodate you if you wanted to wait in your car until the room was ready. Does not guarantee absolute discretion but it would help.

 

[Poon Tang]

i've waited in my car outside @ srm and the receptionist came out and waived me in when my room was ready.

 

[Pk.khafan]

Some very well known people make the massage rounds

As others have pointed out, this is especially true at the higher end spas.

The owners of SRM, HFH, Allure and Platinum are all on massageplanet.net.

Once you've decided who you'd like to see, I'd suggest sending a PM to find out when the owner would be working. They could perhaps let you in the back door.

The top MPA's WON'T discuss your business with other clients. They know many of their clients are married and/or need discretion.

 

[Juancho]

No such thing.

Every time you go you're taking a chance of being outed. It's part of what makes the experience so exciting.

 

[Philip]

The above 4 spas are the best in the city. It's still possible to have to wait 5-10 minutes in the waiting room here (sometimes you're there alone). Most guys don't like to make eye contact with each other and thus keep to themselves.

PM the owners to see if they could help you out (as mentioned earlier).

I would not normally suggest this spa but Blue Pearl is actually quite discrete. They have a backdoor (buzzed in via security cam). If they're not busy at the front desk the manager would come back and immediately show you to an available room then have the girls come by so you can pick (if you don't have an appointment). It's actually one of the more discrete spas around in this regard. The attitude, price ranges, and service ranges stop me from recommending this spa as far as services go, but I have to acknowledge that they are discrete.

Trying the independant route is another idea. I'd recommend Crystal over anyone at Blue Pearl everytime. She's in an apartment near Yonge & Sheppard and everything is discrete.

 

[Blood Python Fanatic]

I have been in SC's and MP's with on air personalities from national sports networks and local news outlets and there has never been an issue. The odd drunk guy might come up to shoot the shit about sports, but otherwise guys all respect the code of silence and know that karma is a bigger bitch than any wife who finds out about what a husband is doing. Plus, I think the girls appreciate the discretion their clients show on the streets of this city and would probably think that ratting you out would result in a camera crew exposing them the next day. Just my two cents.

 

[Vega]

Don't do it. The fact you posted here in your situation tells me you're not smart enough to carry it off. Wait til your rich jealous wife goes shopping, and whack off while you read massageplanet.net, just like you've been doing up to now.

 

[Pompal 09.]

put on a cap and slap on a fake mustache mate!

 

[Nilo]

There are some private/independent massage ladies where discretion and privacy won't be a problem at all ... for me I found that SP's are the most discrete way to go but that's a different league from the rub'n'tugs

 

[Nazar]

There is NO SUCH THING as complete discretion, and even the highest end providers cannot protect you from the random chance interaction entering or leaving a spa, nor can you guarantee that any provider can keep a 100% secret that she doesnt share with her best girlfriends. Its human nature to share.

If you want a massage, either stick to an independent or the top end spas already listed (HFH is fairly remote, so is Allure, SRM is in a busy plaza).

 

[www.tarotpack.com]

Phone ahead ensure place is not busy & girl available, to avoid bump into familiar faces. Few MPs with discrete sidedoor. Better MPAs & owners will respect client's privacy.

 

[Mr_University]

....but I can tell a good tale.
I will act as a surrogate for you....I will go, have the experience, and tell you about it in so much detail you will feel like you were actually there, you just have to pay, that's all

Seriously just dress down, comb your hair differently, have a convincing cover story and go to an Asian place where they barely speak English...no one will recognize you.

As much as SRM and HFH etc would all be willing to accommodate your request for special treatment...it would raise the flags and generate more curiousity than you may really want.

If you get mistaken for David Miller...say yes and hope that he is outed in the media.

Good luck. Have fun...it is an addictive but expensive hobby.

 

[American Guitarist]

yup.. when in doubt....

 

[Night Otter]

~out of lurk mode~

Perhaps you'll feel safer traveling out of town? Of course, you'll still have to wear a baseball cap or something to disguise/hide yourself a bit more due to your circumstances... but I have a number of clients that come down to visit me because it's far from home, from their neighbourhood/city. Just an idea you may want to consider. Good Luck!

LadyAva
*Benevolent Angel of Good Times*

~back into lurking mode~

 

[Slim]

Thank you for all of the informative, amusing, or challenging responses, some good grist for my mill. You folks light-heartedly bandy about this term TOFTT but the camaraderie around here seems quite sincere to me and I appreciate that. If I suck it up and try out this hobby I will provide some feedback as I realize that it is the spirit of reciprocity that makes this board worthwhile.

Until then, best of luck to everyone in their stealthy adventures!

 

[Ale]

Go to the weell reviewed Indy's. The chance of running into someone else is very remote. Try Independent Sarah. She spaces out her appointments. She is fabulous, the service not rushed and I've never seen anyone else. The only downside is that she is highlly addictive.

 

[Kaitlin]

I would agree with Hornet. Try Indy first, Crystal for sure, and then BP. I always use the back door and rarely have to wait in the front reception area for a room. Then try the upper end spas and call ahead to make sure you can get in without being noticed.

Good luck.

TT1

 

[moxie]

Yeah, they'll never recognize you... All roundeye look same! lol

 

[MUFFINATOR.]

having an appointment does not ensure no wait. The more popular girls often run late because they don't cheat customers out of time. Let them know if you need to be discreet I'm sure they will understand that and go to the place that offers you what you need. Maybe a good escort service is what you need.