Alexis you make me weak in the knees....

[1993]

I went over to IT today for my bi - weekly visit with Alexis. No word of a lie, this girl is the straight goods. There can't possibly be an MPA with with such a complete package. Movie star good looks, Miss Fitness USA quality body, great personality, great snse of humour, cunning wit and very well versed on such great shows as The Simpsons, Seinfeld and King of The Hill. Every time I'm with Alexis I feel like one of those lucky bastard's in porno's who play pizza delivery boy's and wind up delivering pizza to a gorgeous blonde and wind up having the time of their lives. Alexis you're brilliant, please dont ever change.

Looks 10/10
BS 10/10
Outfit 10/10
Sexy Pumps 10/10
Facility 10/10
Eye candy while waiting 10/10
Knowledge of my favourite TV shows 9/10 (have to take off one point for her not knowing bout The Party Posse, was still very impressed though)
Quality of songs during the session 10/10
Post massage conversation 10/10
Goodbye hug 10/10

PS Ohhhhh Heather baby why dont you tell me my dick's as big as Stiffler's (Sorry, Im watching American Pie 2).

 

[JoelKatz]

Stiffler's mom actually used to work at Wally's Spa, under the guise Nikita.

 

[BJ Freeman]

Nice review Rusty. I felt like I was right there with you. Funny, I really could picture you delivering the pizza.

 

[tesalala]

Nice review Rusty. You'll have to go back and give her a few more lessons on your favourite TV shows so she can get those straight tens. Alexis sounds like a sweetheart.

 

[princess(:]

Corn rows, and you need to be Dudley Moore.

Does anyone remember the name of the movie where he winds up inviting a girl over to his "chick lair" only to find that his extensive set of sex toys starts misbehaving badly? Notably a blowup doll with tassels on the nipples, that, if memory serves, was filled with helium, and starts floating around the room...

I think that was about all of it that I saw...

 

[howtodeal2008]

Scattered,

I think the movie may have been "foul play" with Goldie Hawn or "10" with Bo Derek. I remember the scene all to well, but not sure which movie it was in.

 

[nonmisogynisticAL]

I have been a regular visitor with Alexis since I first laid eyes on her when I was there to see someone else. With the exception of one day when she wasn't available and I saw Paige, I have seen nobody else.

Your review is right on the money. She has it all and knows how to put it to good use. I could go broke if I saw her as often as I would like to.

 

[stupidone!]

It was 'Foul Play' with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase. Very funny movie.

 

[w j]

I always make my appointments with Alexis 3 weeks in advance LDB,just to be on the safe side.