All Season Massage Review

[Pompal 09.]

I saw this ad: http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ths/2790754711.html

Being that I've always wanted to TOFTT as a way to contribute to the group, I called the number and a very sweet woman answered the phone. I asked how much for an hour massage and she replied $70.00. Because her voice alone gave me a boner, I asked how much she charges for a HJ. She replied, “I’m going to get in trouble.” It was then and there that I knew it was a pooner’s joint. Usually, legit massages pretend not to know what a HJ is. But then again, I could be wrong.

The place was fairly accessible off Macleod Trail by Chinook Mall. Strangely enough, if you go in past 7pm, the front of the building is locked. I called her and she came down to let me in. The moment I walked in the building, the neighboring units are law offices, security contractors, health care and the sorts, which gave me an impression that her unit is in the midst of a typical office corporate center.

She led me in, and I noticed right away that there was a pair of boots at the entrance mat. “Hmmm, here we go again,” I thought. The unit is divided into two massage room and the outside of those rooms are Japanese blinds that created a little corner office for her. As soon as I went in, she gave me some magazines and told me she will be back in 15 minutes. On the floor, there were a variety of hand-held massagers, that if you were looking through your peripheral vision, they almost seemed like dildos. In any case, good thing I had my iphone to entertain me.

15 minutes later, she entered and I proceeded to remove all my clothing including my underwear. She did not object. Tina, as she introduced herself to me, is around mid 40’s (not including the 5 year age buffer zone), but I got the impression that she was not advertising herself as a younger girl. In other words, or at least I thought, she was a MILF. Oddly enough, for a woman her age, she was cute.

She started pouring oil on my back and started to “pat” my back and then I felt a nudge of her elbow. It continued on for another 5 minutes this way and I started to realize that it was not going to get better. So I asked her what kind of services she provide with tips. She told me that she is a registered massage therapist and she does not do those kinds of things. So I said, “Can I then just get half hour massage?” and she agreed without resistance. Then she had asked me to flip over and she gave me a pillow.

I started getting confused. I was naked and my dick is in full view and she started massaging my stomach, my legs, while completely bypassing my groin. She then whispered in my ear, “I want to make you happy…are you sad?” of which I quickly replied “No. But I’m sorry as I thought you give happy endings.” I turned my face to the side. My eyes were closed and when I opened it, her face was within inches to me. She started smiling and giggling and in broken English, told me I was handsome. I told her that it is nice to hear that. I asked her if she liked me and she started giggling again and told me “Yes.”

I don’t know what came over me, but the moment her face got closer once again, I kissed her, and surprisingly, she started making out with me. I asked her to open her mouth so I can stick my tongue in and she opened it wide as if she was at a dentist’s chair. I started laughing and I slowly closed her mouth with two fingers, just enough for me to slide my tongue in. I slowly took her hand and moved it over my dick, which at this point is starting to feel aroused. She said, “I’m scared. I do not know what to do once you become horny.” I quickly reassured her that it is okay. She then told me, “Show me how to do it.”

Folks, I kid you not, I taught her how to hold my erect cock, how to apply some pressure just enough to create a pleasurable friction. She was very happy. She was looking at my dick with great intent – as if it was a science project. She started stroking it faster and faster, and she started tonging me more on her own, until I came.

After I came, she did not know what to do. She was looking at her fingers with my load dripping all over her hand. She ran out and came back with some hot towels and cleaned me off. As soon as I’m outside the room, I told her not to kiss her customers – but just me. She said, “I know.” I told her “Next time, I want to be inside you.” She jokingly slap me in the arm, “But I’m going to be in trouble.”

Overall damage: $90.00 ($40 ½ hour massage plus $50.00 tip). As soon as I got to my block, took a quick detour for a pint, to absorb how incredibly lucky I was to get a newbie who really liked me, and for me to have the opportunity to teach. I really like her too. She told me she had another girl with her. Maybe I can check her out too next time. But with the way things went, I have a sneaky suspicion that I'm going to be seeing her again, regardless of the lousy massage.

 

[Djanti]

Good write up. As I was reading I was expecting a twist ending like it was a lousy experience, but to my surprise it sounds legit.

Thanks!

 

[em_bp23@btinternet.com]

"Interesting.. Verrrrry Interesting"....
Thanks for the review.. but really.. a 40ish Asian woman that didn't know what to do with a cock? And one that hadn't seen or even heard about what happens to a man's penis when it's stroked for a period of time?

Still, you've peaked my curiosity.. and, I suspect.. others.

She's likely to see some sort of increase in traffic in the next two weeks....

I'll report back, and thanks again for TOFTT.

 

[needlewings]

That is a great review!

WTF is the 15 minute delay for?

I agree with Baggar: an Asian auntie who doesn't know how to give a HJ. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! But still, a fun role to play. Good for you.

 

[smile]

Thats the jack shack above Buddha's Veggie Place.

 

[Sierra]

I love the Buddha and have been eating there for years, never knew there was a jack shack upstairs.

 

[Jane S]

Actually it's across McLeod trail from Buddha. Diff place. Its been there forever but must have new owner/management as it used to be all legit.

 

[Gudgebobuniob]

I would not say the previous place was legit. I would say the service was not very good. They were more interested in the tip rather than the service

 

[Nero]

They musta thought I was fuzz, then.

 

[weffa]

I need a TOFTT experience like that one!!! NICE!!!

 

[Dashing Geek is Bada$$]

I've been there twice in the last couple of weeks. First time was a sensual massage with some therapeutic value but really more of a light chinese style massage. Her hands lingered on my butt as other areas were massaged and she seemed to tease a little but I couldn't be sure. Near the end, li'l cat was very much at attention but no extras were offered.

I went in a second time with a view that maybe she just needed me to be a little more explicit so this time I verbalized some pleasure when she was rubbing close to the boys. At the end of the massage she asked me if I was happy, I pointed down suggesting that I could be happier. She gave me the "I'll get in trouble" line but slowly got into it. Similar to the OP review, I opened my eyes to see her head close to my body - brushing me with her hair and blowing on my nipples while stroking me.

Anyway, not a bad massage if you're looking to relax, not a simple slap of oil and flip situation but not a great deal of therapeutic value.

There are two rooms and there were two girls on my second encounter (didn't see her so can't confirm age/looks), the walls certainly aren't sound proof. Also, a few people dropped in setting off the door chimes and called on the phone so she left the room a few times breaking the mood.

Cat

 

[mary G]

Thanks ya'll. I'm glad to contribute! She was at the end with another guy, is why I had to wait for 15 minutes.

 

[Unregistered]

I think you mean Nina. She is Indonesian in her 40's. She can play the
Seeet and innocen act very well.

 

[Unregistered]

Good job dude

You are a lucky guy. Hey, the link is dead, can you give more info about the location ( phone #, address...), please ?

 

[Unregistered]

Could not find the link on cl. Very farfetched on so many levels.
I'd give a 10 for creativity to either the poster or if this is indeed
what happened to the MP. If this really happened how naive can
one get to fall for this.

 

[gunner]

No, Tina is the right name. She did the same act for me about a year ago. She lets you go "upstairs", but no "downstairs" (her wording). Massage wasn't very good, so I have never been back. Alan is the owner - used to work at Lily's AL Massage up the street.

 

[Unregistered]

I have never had any issues with Tina. First time we met she gave me a 90 minute massage for the price of an hour plus she was starkers for most of it. She loves to talk and has more than a few IQ points to rub together. She can give a great therapeutic massage or relaxaton massage, and she will always initiate sexual contact. Place seems to have expanded this year as there are more gals than I remember. Tina is the governor and she runs the place with a pretty firm hand, so don't shit her or any of her girlz. Play the game fairly, and it is a pretty good place to go. Mind you, the chick I saw there yesterday was as big as and as ugly as King Kong. If I had pressed her face in some dough, I coulda made King Kong cookies.

 

[CGpooner]

Was there today for a morning session. Two workers, Mei and Wenie. Both were late thirty/early forty fairly average/stocky, not spinner type. Standard $40 door charge, extra $140 for naked BJ. Overcharge for quality of girl there. I like the location as its in a professional building and you can pretend your going to see your insurance company Massage was very good, working out the kinks. Went about 15 min before trying to upsell extras, and pretty much everything was on the menu. FS was $200. They were nice enough, and willing to do 4 - hands. Apparently on the weekend there are 4 girls there. May try another time with different girl, but not for the ones today.