Amber from the Sun

[snipe4lyf]

Well, my friend told me he TOFTT today and it wasn't good.

She advertises in the Sun with a number, so when he phoned, she didn't answer, but her message gave her location on Mcleod Trail.

He checked for other reviews on massageplanet and Perb and couldn't find anything about her so he figured either she is legit or new. He was a little stiff from his first golf round of the year on Tuesday, so he figured if she was legit at least she could work out some of his other not so fun kinks.

So he got on his bike and went down to the location, walked in and just happened to meet her right away when she was opening her massage room that said "Amber". She's about 25, about 5'4", dark curly hair, spinner body and good looking. She said to come right in and immediately asked him where he normally got his massages. He told her that he didn't normally get massages and then she asked if he wanted to stay for 1/2 hour? (His spidey senses were going off right away because she seemed to be very agressive about getting him in the room.) He told her he wasn't sure because she hadn't even given him a chance to ask her what the rate was. She told him $40 for 1/2 and even though his senses were going off and it seemed high, she was good looking and maybe there was something good here.

So, she turns on the shower, says take your time and scoots off.
She comes back and then starts a little oil massage. Not a great massage and only a couple minutes on the sore back. But with his arms hanging off the side of the table she manages to straddle and rub with her lower body.
So, since the massage isn't that great, he asks her if she offers any extras. She says "Is that how you normally ask for extras?". Well, he says sorry, but he really doesn't know any other way. So, she says she still hasn't done his legs but if he wants to "get into it right away", then OK. She says she prefers having the guy on his back when she discusses these things.

So, he rolls over and he's lying there with the little general at attention in anticipation of good things to come. And the opportunity to check out the firmness of her ass. So, she says " Tell me what you were looking for but I don't go all the way". Disapointed, he says "damn, that's what he had in mind." So, then back and forth with discussion and then she offers oral service for $1.6. So, he's thinking with the wrong body part and actually is considering it, so he asks if that includes full nudity. Then she says that she doesn't like to discuss those type of things but he'll have a good time. Some more attempts to clarify with no luck, and Spidey now is just screaming that either she's never going to get naked or it would cost a whole lot more for it to happen.
So, he's thinking that there's probably not going to be any fun in this room and he hums and haws, etc. and finally says he'd like to think about it. Well then she gets all agitated and says that she is offended by him touching her ass and that it's time for him to leave. He mentioned nicely that he paid $40 for 1/2 hour massage and still had 20 minutes left but she says she was just too offended by having her ass touched to do any more massage and he was done.
So, back in shower, on with the clothes and don't bother wasting any more time and he was gone. Total time in the room, 15 minutes, total time in shower 8 minutes.
My friend won't be back to see her again.

 

[tom_terrific73]

Ouch...tell your friend for taking one for the team.

 

[Margarita de la Rosa]

Throw her number at Slim and see what he can shake out of her tree.

 

[Jeff]

...that sucks if she is offended by ass touching then she might never losen up!!! Slim get on the case!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

I wonder if she thought you were a cop?

 

[Libby]

That sounds like a pretty standard reluctant approach by some of the indy providers for exactly the reason mentioned above - they don't want to get busted by cops. Anyone who's in there humming and hawing, as the original review mentioned, sets off sirens to the provider and she's going to react the way that she did.

This story doesn't suprise me and I don't discount Amber's potential because of one customer who rarely goes for massages who had a bad experience.

Overall, I would say that 40 bones wasn't too traumatic of a loss and if she's a young hot spinner for the prices quoted, I might be checking her out myself.

Maybe your buddy should look into a RMT.

 

[chelslover_72]

Great review and I'll thank you for all of us for sticking to you guns and leaving.

My hat is off to you.

Now what was the number?........

 

[DancerForLife<3]

A M B E R 4 7 2 - 7 7 8 5

Found it at www.classifiedextra.com

 

[Taylor!]

Her number in the Sun is 472-7785. And yes she did ask if he was with LE and he assured her that he had nothing to do with LE. He was trying at all times to be respectful and polite and he did not push anything. In fact, he was perfectly OK with the idea of only getting a good massage if nothing else was to be had.

Give her a try, Slim. You will probably be able to get the full meal deal for half the door fee, given your negotiating powers.

 

[diamond]

my intent here is not to discredit cowboybobs review, but simply provide some good news about amber so others who may want to see her are not discouraged to do so. i have seen amber many, many times before. as cbb says, she is mid twenties, and very hot. she has worked at JYT on Edm Tr, Carries, 16th Ave relaxation and Purely Majestic ( I love hate it when she dissapeares but am always thrilled when i see her new add). Basically, you may have felt rushed to get into the room because she has to keep a low profile in the professional building she leases her room, duh. and afterwards she was worried about LE because many girls have been getting busted recently. they always get really nervous if you cant quote some frequent MP's you visit, totally sets off their LE radar. i think any MP would get frustrated if a client was humming and hawing about extras and tipping while copping a free feel, lol. amber is a good value, and i like supporting the indys so i will see her again and i suggest others try her out.

T

 

[Fallon]

Is she at a MP or on her own?

 

[Gilbert]

i may be out of the loop but is there a serious mp bust problem in calgary? this is definitly a thought i dont want happening going to an mp and getting busted myself.

 

[Broderick]

Busted for what? Remember the LE can use any scare tactics they want, but bottom line is that you making a deal in private (massage room), for the purpose of prostitution, is 100% legal.

They can maybe screw around with her, as far as fines (unlicensed escort, common bawdy house, crap like that), but as far as it goes they can only fuck with your head (everything from threatening bullshit charges, to calling your SO/boss, but legally they can't actually do it.), and try to get you to back up their case (admit it was prostitution).

What ever you do, if your ever busted by LE in this situation, the only words out of your mouth should be...."Fuck you! where is my fucking lawyer!". They will cut you loose soon enough, because you aren't going to help, and they can't actually charge you with crap.

Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer, this is only my take of the law, based on what I've read.

 

[Amber S]

I wouldn't be using that type of language. And the if you did, the sooner part of being let loose will turn into a VERY LONG NIGHT in a jail cell with Bubba while they do try to find something to pin on you. All the while, Bubba already has something pinned on you!!...LMAO!

 

[Margaret 003]

Ok, I agree it should be just 'Where is my lawyer!?', but the intent that you aren't talking without one should be VERY clear.