Amber: Proceed With Caution

[Wit]

Click. I couldn

 

[eric d on my block]

Oh no

 

[CatsDogsFrogs]

Should we call 911?

 

[Zidane]

or one of those romance novel publishers, it's got a little Wuthering Heights feel to it.

 

[-=Ryan=-]

It's only a hobby. Take it easy!

 

[Alex M]

Ref,

I've got to hand it to you.

I'm sitting here, reading your post, Courvoisier VSOP cognac in hand, and I can't put the novel down. I mean, the glass down. (what else is there to do on a cold winter night in Toronto?)(Drink a nice Amber liquor!!! )

Gripping, entertaining writing.

Nice one, again, Ref!

Al Cohol

Weren't you a ghost writer for Penthouse Pet letters?

 

[SweetCountryLily]

Excellent. I sense some nice tongue in cheek there.

 

[golden09]

Call 411, I need the number for 911. There's been an umbilical cord accident. Ref has been disconnected from his favourite soul salvager.
2 minutes for existentialism. 5 minute major for blood on the ice.
Game Over!!!

 

[Joe Angus]

Now that sounds like the basis of a TV movie of the week. Maybe you should contact that guy that's been asking for input to do a TV documentary and pitch him on it.

 

[Jabroni711]

Me thinks a review of mommie would be highly possible..oh how could she...poor ref..fiction yet a tinge of docu drama JB

 

[Pompal 09.]

DISTURBING...But very well written.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Beautiful Ref.

Surely gives pause for thought ...

______________
everything deserves to perish

 

[The White Guinea Pig]

Only one problem with this review.

Who is Amber?
Where does she work?
What kind of services?
What prices?

Now how's that for 4 line poem?

 

[quailie234]

Oh, the Amber, nectar of the Gods............

I'm not talking about a fine liquor, I'm talking about a fine licker.

The "massageplanet.net" Wine Spectator has given this nectar a score of 94! Recommendation: Drink now!! As much as you can get your hands on!


(By the way, Billy Joel: Try the search button - you'll be glad you did!)

 

[Adulthood]

Ref=Norman Bates?

Dirk Diggler
"Shower time!"

 

[weasa]

Sick and disturbing yet strangely refreshing.......